hc bingo card

[bluejbird]

I just signed up for hc_bingo. I've realised I'm not much of a joiner with these sort of things, or fic exchanges, because my brain always goes 'but who would want to read/receive fic from you?' but there are only so many times I can write glee_kink_meme replies (anon and non anon) for inspiration.

I'm intrigued by my card:

vampires: sun burn or poisoning

scars

Comments

[pau494]

Do not sparkle. FOREVER AND EVER A-FUCKING-MEN. On the other hand, that first square would mean that you get to write Edward fucking Cullen BURNING.

Septicemia made me cringe tho. NOT SEXY.

Hiii ILU.

[bluejbird]

What is with this sparkling???

All I know about Twilight is that their vampires are pussies who sparkle and walk around in daylight (???) and there are werewolves who are also pussies who do creepy things like imprint on babies and have totally inappropriate relationships with them? Is this right? WHAT IS THIS? Also sex before marriage is bad. Or something.

And what? How can you think oozing pus isn't a sign of love? I will write the septicemia one just for you.

HI ILU2!!!

[makealimb]

YAY SEX POLLEN, MY FAVOURITE.

I'm looking forward to reading. :D ;D

[bluejbird]

Sex pollen is so awesome! God I love fandom.

It'll probably be all Glee fic (or maybe SPN) and therefore ridiculous!

[makealimb]

Ahahaa, that WILL be ridiculous then. I've been reading Puck/Kurt fic lately though and UNF, HOT.

[bluejbird]

I'm thinking I might be forced to write something completely ridic, like an epic 24 part story wherein Finn is a recently-bitten vampire stripper who gets kidnapped by Puck who later becomes his bodyguard. They decided to rob a bank, and which point Finn almost goes up in flames from the sunlight but luckily only receives a knife wound after some combat. He thinks he's okay because vampires can't get hurt that way, but apparently they can get septicaemia and Puck has to nurse him back to health. They get caught up in a sex pollen accident, after which Finn makes Puck his slave and uses sexual extortion to stop Puck telling the world his vampiric secret. Someone captures Puck and holds him hostage, torturing him for Finn's secret including by keeping him locked in a coffin, adding to Puck's claustrophobia. It leaves Puck brain damaged and with loss of hearing and voice (both temporary) and goes into a feverish coma. Finn rescues him but the sight of Puck makes him nauseous. He kisses Puck's scars, and bites Puck for the first time, in

[bluejbird]

It's such a good idea! And there's going to be so much good fic! I can't wait to see what everyone writes- and it's a great chance for me to try out reading other fandoms my friends write!

[bluejbird]

Sign up! If you don't end up writing it, you've lost nothing, but I bet it'd inspire something! You should definitely start up writing again. And you don't need a fandom- you could write 24 fics each in a different fandom! Or you could cross fandoms over and write about two characters you love. Or you could write me some Jayne/Kaylee fic. >:)

While I'll probably stick to my current main fandom, I'd like to be able to see a prompt that makes me go 'Hmm, this would make a great Bones fic' (or something else I've never written/had no intention of writing) and then be inspired to write Hodgins/Angela fic or something, that I would never have considered writing before. It's a chance to explore, so you should definitely give it a try!

I kinda love my prompts too. I'm going to try and cover everything at some point, even things I would never have normally written about like brain damage and septicaemia and whatnot. It could be fun! So go on! Sign up! What's the worst that can happen?