Once Upon a Time
Title: Once Upon a Time
Pairing: Hyukhae
Genre: Fluff
Disclaimer: It is my regret and sorrow that I cannot own these funny, cute, HOT, and awesome boys.
Summary: A well known fairytale with a few twists and of course, it’s Eunhae style.
Once upon a time
There was a prince named
Lee Hyukjae.
He was kind to all,
Good looking
And had the ability
To make all the girls faint.
And of course
Everyone admired him.
But oh you know
That happiness
Also comes with disaster.
One day
Little Hyukjae decided
To go explore in the woods.
The king and queen reluctantly agreed
To our prince’s wishes
Since he was only seven.
Little Hyukjae ventured out
Deeper and deeper
Deeper and deeper
And suddenly
He could not find the way back.
Poor Hyukjae cried
For he missed his parents
And he knew he was very lost and alone
In this vast forest.
And what do you know?
A traveler passed by
And little Hyukjae was so happy
That he begged the old man
To take him home
Without a single thought
That you weren’t supposed to talk to
STRANGERS.
The old, pleasant man
Smiled a toothy grin
And Hyukjae could see
A shiny gold tooth.
This old man wore a cloak
Wrapped around his hunched shoulders
With a small bag
Tied to his waist.
And Hyukjae began
Having regrets.
But he could not protest
For the “kind” old man
Had taken Hyukjae
To his cottage
In the middle of nowhere.
Inside
The hermit whipped up
His “specialty” for Hyukjae
And the prince sipped it cautiously.
Oh!
How good, delicious, tasteful it was!
How wonderful it was
To his empty stomach!
How sweet and cool
It was to his
Dry, rough throat.
Hyukjae began to gulp it down
No longer worrying about
His fears and suspicions.
The old man
Who definitely was NO kind soul
Grinned an evil smile
And laughed a malicious cackle.
Soon Hyukjae
Was very sleepy.
He asked
The old man
For a place to spend
The night.
The cold,
Lonely night.
The elderly man
Took him up
To his warm bedroom
And Hyukjae was soon
Fast asleep.
As he slept,
Hyukjae was magically
Transformed into
A frog.
Hyukjae woke up
From the rays of sunlight
Shining into his window.
He got up, yawned,
And at that moment
He fell from the bed.
A one-foot fall for a human being
A ten-feet fall for a frog.
Poor Hyukjae was confused
Why was this . . .?
He was a frog.
Hyukjae screamed
And ran out the bedroom
But he could not find
The wicked old man
Who had made him this way.
Hyukjae became depressed
He walked (or hopped)
But did not care
What direction he was
Walking (hopping) in.
Miraculously
He arrived at the palace
And saw the queen
Looking frantically
For her only son.
“Mom! Mom!”
He was not heard.
“MOM! MOM!”
The queen was confused.
Who had called her?
“MOM!”
She looked down
And gave the most frightful
SHRIEK.
Hyukjae ran (hopped)
Out of the palace
For he
Was ashamed and heartbroken
That his own mother
Did not even recognize him.
And thus
Began Hyukjae’s
Long journey
Alone.
For twelve years
The lost prince
Was forgotten by all
Except for the king and queen
The court
And of course
A few ladies.
Months later,
It was said
That the old king
Was to die very soon.
The kingdom began to worry.
Who will take the throne?
Will the queen rule alone?
What will happen to them?
WHERE IS PRINCE HYUKJAE?
And the people finally began
To remember the long-lost
Prince.
The kind,
Handsome,
Admirable
Lee Hyukjae.
He was in hiding.
Far, far away
Lived a student named
Lee Donghae.
He was no college student,
Nor a religious scholar,
And DEFINITELY NOT
An apprentice.
He was an alien.
Didn’t I tell you that
He lived far, far away?
Well, you know now.
This alien was no green dude
Or a big-headed creature
With ten eyes.
He was handsome.
This Lee Donghae
Somehow morphed
From your regular green friend
To a normal human being.
Yes, he looks like a regular person
But has alien ancestors.
Donghae was studying
To become a normal person
(Since he was shunned
From the other aliens)
When he heard
About the Hyukjae-situation.
The brunette volunteered
To go and rescue
This mysterious prince.
Everyone gasped
His tutor
His fellow colleagues
And the guy in the corner.
They all shook their heads
Saying it was impossible
No one had seen the prince
For over twelve years.
But Lee Donghae insisted
As was expected of this fishy
(The Author and Donghae have agreed
To call him “fishy”
Instead of
“alien”)
Finally, they agreed
To send Lee Donghae
On the expedition
To find Lee Hyukjae.
But they did not inform
The queen
For secretly,
They were glad
To get rid of this weird student.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
The brave man
Ventured out into the dangers
Of the world
Not knowing
What was there
For the brunette still did not
Know Earth that well.
Donghae began
To get tired
And he was starting
To doubt if he can
Find this person at all.
The heavens must have
Answered his pleads for help
Because the good-looking man
Finally found him.
Lee Hyukjae,
The great prince.
Lee Hyukjae,
An admirable person.
Lee Hyukjae,
Still a frog.
Donghae was pleased
He finally found the prince!
But what does he do now?
Hyukjae refuses to move.
The brunette
Began to lose his patience
When he realized
That he could just pick
The prince up
For Hyukjae was only a frog.
He knew it was rather mean
To send Hyukjae back like this.
The brunette didn’t know that
The prince was a frog.
Hyukjae started
To explain how all his miseries began.
HEY!
Donghae has an idea!
How about they
Go find this man
And turn Hyukjae back
Into a human?
Hyukjae thought that was a pleasant idea
And the two
Embarked on a journey together.
Before long, Donghae
Began to experience some weird feelings.
Was he turning into a frog?
Hyukjae, on the other hand,
Knew exactly what he was feeling
The same exact emotion as Donghae.
It was love.
Hyukjae was uncertain
He was a frog.
Frogs weren’t supposed to love a human being.
But he soon forgot all his feelings
Of love for Donghae
Because they have arrived
At the old man’s real house.
Not that old run down of a cottage. BAH!
A castle,
A palace,
Fit for a king.
King Hyukjae.
They found
A room filled with
Potions, spells, curses.
They quickly looked through
A big and dusty book
Hoping for a spell
To free Hyukjae from his curse.
There’s one! Donghae performed
A bit of magic
And the result?
Hyukjae turned into a monkey.
A/N: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HYUKKIE! XD Our Hyukkie is now 26! YEA! (or is it 25??) FAIL!
2011 - 1986 =???
Is it . . . 25?? BAH! I am fail! Whatever, forget this crazy person. HAPPY B-DAY MY ANCHOVY!!! ^^