Wrong Identity 1/? (part 2)
Title: Wrong Identity 1/?
Pairing: Haehyuk
Genre: fluff (I hope)
Disclaimer: It is my regret and sorrow that I cannot own these funny, cute, HOT, and awesome boys.
Summary: Hyukjae is forced to find a new method to get into his college after being rejected. With the help of his friend, Sungmin (and an evil genius), he finally gets in - in a creative way.
***
At one glance, you would’ve thought that it was just a couple of dongsaengs visiting their hyungs, who were working at a beauty shop, and you would’ve said, “Aw, how sweet.” But Heechul hyung and Hangeng hyung were staring at us like we were nuts. Yeah, I guess we are a little crazy.
“Come on, hyung. We really need your help. I’m sorry for not telling you when you asked what we were up to, but please. Please. PLEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEE. We need your heeeeeeeeelp,” Minnie said, begging Heechul hyung with his puppy eyes.
Hangeng hyung looked at me, as if thinking, “Where is your brain? Have you guys lost your mind???”
Heechul hyung had this face on as if he were thinking, “They want me to turn this monkey into a girl. What did this guy do to them? Do they really want to go this far???” He looked at me like I just popped out from the earth. “Uh.”
“PLEEEEEEEEASE, hyung, PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE. We’ll be good for the rest of our lives,” Minnie pouted.
“YAH! DO YOU THINK I’M SANTA CLAUS?! AND HOW OLD ARE YOU TO MAKE THAT PROMISE?! THREE?? AND THERE’S NO WAY YOU THREE COULD KEEP OUT OF TROUBLE FOR EVEN A MONTH!!”
“Chullie dear, the customers are staring….” Indeed, the old ladies are looking at us and smiling.
“So tell me. Why does my beloved dongsaeng want to be a girl?” Heechul hyung smirked, looking at me.
“Eh…” I pushed Kyu forward. “He will explain!”
After Kyu told our hyungs his plan, Hangeng hyung looked a little relieved as if the situation wasn’t as bad as he thought it would be. Heechul hyung seemed like he might burst out laughing any minute.
“Hehe.” A smirk was on hyung’s face.
“What hyung?” He winked at me.
“So…this is just a cover to sleep with a random girl, right??”
“YAH! HYUNG!! I AM NOT THAT KIND OF IDIOT!” I tried to hide behind Hangeng hyung. He patted my back.
“It’s ok, Hyuk. So…you want Chullie to turn you into a girl?” Heechul hyung crouched in a corner, trying to control his laughter.
“Uh…huh.” I saw a huge evil grin appear on hyung’s face.
“I see. I see, my cute dongsaeng.” Heechul hyung came back and pinched my cheeks. “For this type of favor, we will need to go to my secret workroom.” He pointed to a door in the back. The secret workroom. As far as I know, no one had ever gone in there except Heechul hyung. As I stared at the door, hyung picked me up and threw me over his shoulder. I yelped as he yelled gleefully, “OK! LET’S TURN YOU INTO SLEEPING BEAUTY!!”
“Chullie, the customers…” But the door had already slammed shut as Heechul hyung carried me into his workroom. He flicked a switch on, and light flooded the whole place.
It looked exactly like a movie star’s dressing room, except for a few posters and pictures that said this room belonged to Kim Heechul. I sat down on a chair, and hyung turned me to face him. He smiled, eyes shining.
“You should know that what I am about to give you is practically V.I.P. treatment.”
“Uh huh.”
“No one, not even my dear Hannie, has ever gone in here. Only me.”
“Uh huh.”
“I’ve done makeup, hairstyles, and facial treatment for many, many people. But you, my dongsaeng, are the only one I’ve ever done a makeover for.”
“Yup.”
“YAH! Why can’t you act more excited for your fabulous hyung?!”
“I am kinda scared right now.”
“I see. Well, you can’t back out now.” He grinned and turned me to face the mirror again. He leaned the chair back, and I looked up at my hyung’s face.
“Do not worry, my beloved dongsaeng. Trust my awesome skills. We will turn you into an extraordinary princess no one can resist.”
***
“YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! KIM HEECHUL!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY POOR BABY!!!!!!?”
I woke up from my thoughts. Heechul hyung was doing my hair, curling some strands and straightening others. That voice sounded like…
“KIM HEECHUL!!! OPEN THIS DOOR IMMEDIATELY!! WHERE IS MY HYUKJAE!!!!!?” Teukie hyung??
“Pah, the way he said it, it’s like I kidnapped you or something,” Heechul hyung muttered. Teukie hyung pounded on the door.
“Are you going to let him in? He might…break down the door,” I said, looking nervously at the shaking door. Never underestimate the skills and powers of the mighty Teukie umma.
“Let him. We’re almost done with your hair,” Heechul hyung grinned triumphantly. “I can’t wait to see Teukie’s face when he sees you.”
I pouted but continued to let Heechul hyung perfect my hair as Teukie hyung continued to hit on the door. Wait. Hyung didn’t know about this, so Kyu must’ve told him, I thought. It would be an understatement to say he’s worried. He probably already killed Kyu for even telling him about it. No wonder the brat said we should tell Teukie hyung last about this.
“We are finally done, my dongsaeng! Might as well open the door to save our umma from breaking his hand,” Heechul hyung smirked. He walked over and opened the door, and Teukie hyung crashed in. “How…dare….you?!” Teukie hyung was exhausted from pounding the door. “Who told….you….that you could…make my dongsaeng….look like a girl?!” I watched as Teukie hyung glared at Heechul hyung. “You…cannot…may not…make him look…like…” His eyes landed on me. Teukie hyung stared at me in shock. “Look like…”
“A freaking hot and sexy girl that will make guys swoon.” Heechul hyung smirked. Teukie hyung gaped at me. I turned around to face the mirror and gasped.
No. This isn’t me. This is NOT me.
Long, wavy hair fell from my shoulders. Pink lipstick made my lips stand out on my pale face. I had longer eyelashes and eyes that looked bigger. I wore a girl’s outfit, a pink and blue top, complete with a pair of dark jeans and a pink belt. On my feet were white flats. A heart necklace and blue bracelet were the only jewelry I had on. I was a completely different person.
Oh yeaaaaaaah. I am actually awesome as a girl.
“Smile, my dongsaeng.” I gave Heechul hyung my super famous gummy smile. “Now that is perfection. What about you, my dear Teukie hyung? Do you regret me turning our dongsaeng into a girl now?”
“Eh.”
“Hey, Heechul hyung, why are you taking so long? Is Hyuk finished yet?” Minnie asked, coming up behind them with Kyu beside him. Minnie’s eyes grew wide. “Oh. Wow.” Kyu looked surprised. “Wow. Hyung actually looks prettier when he’s a girl.”
“YAH! YOU BRAT!!”
“Aish, Lee Hyukjae, you totally ruined the mood.” Heechul hyung frowned. Hangeng hyung came into the room. “Whoa, you look nice, Hyuk.” I grinned as he winked at me.
“But I must say so myself, I am actually impressed by your skills, Chullie,” Teukie hyung finally spoke. “Hyuk actually looks like a girl.”
“A pretty one,” Minnie added.
“Well, am I Kim Heechul or am I not Kim Heechul?” Heecul hyung grinned. Minnie grinned at me, and I smiled back shyly. Teukie hyung cleared his throat and looked at us importantly. “Well, since it is too late for me to interfere -”
“It was planned to be that way -” Kyu muttered.
“I guess it must be ok for Hyuk to continue on with his plan,” said Teukie hyung sadly. “Aigoo, my baby’s all grown up, becoming a girl and hiding his identity just to go to college…”
“Aish, Teukie, don’t go emotional on us,” frowned Heechul hyung.
Kyu nudged me and beamed. I raised my eyebrows. “Well, the second part of our plan is finished,” Kyu said.
“What’s the second part? Is there a first part?” Teukie hyung asked.
“Second part was to register for college as a girl,” I explained.
“First part was to look like a girl,” Kyu said, “As well as acting and speaking like a girl.” He smirked at me. “We can worry about that later.”
“What about the third part? Do we have to worry about that also?” Minnie asked. My hyungs looked at Kyu.
“The third part is to not get caught.”
***
The September breeze blew across my face. My hair was in my face, and I brushed it away, irritated that my observation was disrupted. It was finally the time I had been waiting for. I watched in amazement at the enormous buildings, the huge trees, the many crowds of students walking around.
I am finally at SM University. I am in college.
Kyu poked me. “How long are you going to gape at the campus? You kinda look like a monkey when you do that.”
“We have to wait for Minnie anyways. He’s getting the maps and stuff.”
“Well, don’t drool, ok?”
“Brat.”
“Practice calling me ‘oppa’.” Oh. Right.
“I’m older than you, genius. Your hyung.”
“No, you’re my noona.” I sighed. I still wasn’t used to this.
“Whatever.” We finally saw Minnie coming back with a bunch of brochures and papers.
“Uh, this is the map, the welcome-to-SM-University thing, the class schedules, and information guide,” Minnie said, showing each one to us. “So, ready to go yet? I want to see who my roommate is.”
“Yeah, the faster we can switch roommates, the better,” Kyu agreed. I pouted.
“Yah, what about me?!” Kyu smirked.
“Oh, you go to the girls’ dorm, which is…” Minnie studied the map, “uh, right over there.” He pointed over at the two buildings that sat across each other. “Oh, the boys’ dorm is right across the girls’, let’s go!” They marched over to the dorms. I followed and tried to walk like a girl (Head high! Sway your hips a little more! YAH! My beautiful dongsaeng, I love you and everything, but your strides are too long, no one will be able to keep up with you!), but decided to walk normally. We arrived at the dorms, and I became nervous.
“Ok, Hyuk, pretend you’re a girl. Ask me something,” Minnie said.
I cleared my voice. “Excuse me, do you know the answer to number thirteen?” Kyu and Minnie looked at each other. “Pass. Ok, my turn.” Minnie thought for a minute. ”Hey, do you know where the lunch area is?”
“No, I don’t. Sorry.” Minnie nodded. “I think your voice is good enough.”
“Let me,” Kyu said. He thought for a moment. “If your roommate is changing her clothes, what do you do?”
“Look away, and if it’s near, go to the bathroom and hide there for at least three minutes.” Kyu raised his eyebrows. “For someone that loves to watch those inappropriate videos, you have an unusual answer.”
“YAH! You think I am some kind of pervert?!”
“Well, that came from someone who watches po -”
“YAH! WE’RE IN PUBLIC!!” People stared at us as they walked by. Kyu took a deep breath.
“Ok. Last one. What’s your name?”
“Lee Hyukjae.” Kyu groaned and Minnie face palmed. “It’s Eunhyuk. EUNHYUK. Not Hyukjae. EUNHYUK.”
“Ok, ok, I got it,” I said. “My name is Lee…Eunhyuk. I passed?”
“You passed. Now go. Make a lot of girl friends, ok? Match me up well,” Kyu said. As I went in, the last scene I saw was Minnie hitting Kyu and Kyu cursing. That bunny knows martial arts.
I walked slowly in the dorm, afraid that someone might jump out and yell, “YAH! GET OUT! You’re aren’t a girl, you’re a guy!! EXPELLED!!” What the heck? People don’t get expelled in college, they only do those things in high school.
Do they? Or do they still continue expelling kids in college?
I began sweating. What if I get caught? Will I be thrown out? Will Minnie and Kyu get in trouble too? Will Teukie hyung be disappointed? Will Heechul and Hangeng hyung get mad?
What if I am found out on my first day??
I finally arrived at my dorm. My shared room. My roommate is a girl. A girl that I will sleep with. Together. This is so…
I inserted the key in. I opened the door. And walked in. And saw her.
“Hello, you must be my new roommate! My name’s Jessica! What’s yours?”
A/N: YES! I AM BACK!! Not sure if it came out well though :P did it? So in this fic, there’s no Eunhae (Hae’s not introduced yet! Bad author! T^T) some Hanchul, but I think I failed in that, Kyumin of course, and Jessica as Hyukkie’s roommate. I think it was a bad choice (is it?) but I couldn’t think of other people that might help with plot T^T so thank you for reading and comments are very much appreciated ^^ really, PLEASE comment *puppy eyes*
I love you, my readers :D
Pairing: Haehyuk
Genre: fluff (I hope)
Disclaimer: It is my regret and sorrow that I cannot own these funny, cute, HOT, and awesome boys.
Summary: Hyukjae is forced to find a new method to get into his college after being rejected. With the help of his friend, Sungmin (and an evil genius), he finally gets in - in a creative way.
***
At one glance, you would’ve thought that it was just a couple of dongsaengs visiting their hyungs, who were working at a beauty shop, and you would’ve said, “Aw, how sweet.” But Heechul hyung and Hangeng hyung were staring at us like we were nuts. Yeah, I guess we are a little crazy.
“Come on, hyung. We really need your help. I’m sorry for not telling you when you asked what we were up to, but please. Please. PLEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEE. We need your heeeeeeeeelp,” Minnie said, begging Heechul hyung with his puppy eyes.
Hangeng hyung looked at me, as if thinking, “Where is your brain? Have you guys lost your mind???”
Heechul hyung had this face on as if he were thinking, “They want me to turn this monkey into a girl. What did this guy do to them? Do they really want to go this far???” He looked at me like I just popped out from the earth. “Uh.”
“PLEEEEEEEEASE, hyung, PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE. We’ll be good for the rest of our lives,” Minnie pouted.
“YAH! DO YOU THINK I’M SANTA CLAUS?! AND HOW OLD ARE YOU TO MAKE THAT PROMISE?! THREE?? AND THERE’S NO WAY YOU THREE COULD KEEP OUT OF TROUBLE FOR EVEN A MONTH!!”
“Chullie dear, the customers are staring….” Indeed, the old ladies are looking at us and smiling.
“So tell me. Why does my beloved dongsaeng want to be a girl?” Heechul hyung smirked, looking at me.
“Eh…” I pushed Kyu forward. “He will explain!”
After Kyu told our hyungs his plan, Hangeng hyung looked a little relieved as if the situation wasn’t as bad as he thought it would be. Heechul hyung seemed like he might burst out laughing any minute.
“Hehe.” A smirk was on hyung’s face.
“What hyung?” He winked at me.
“So…this is just a cover to sleep with a random girl, right??”
“YAH! HYUNG!! I AM NOT THAT KIND OF IDIOT!” I tried to hide behind Hangeng hyung. He patted my back.
“It’s ok, Hyuk. So…you want Chullie to turn you into a girl?” Heechul hyung crouched in a corner, trying to control his laughter.
“Uh…huh.” I saw a huge evil grin appear on hyung’s face.
“I see. I see, my cute dongsaeng.” Heechul hyung came back and pinched my cheeks. “For this type of favor, we will need to go to my secret workroom.” He pointed to a door in the back. The secret workroom. As far as I know, no one had ever gone in there except Heechul hyung. As I stared at the door, hyung picked me up and threw me over his shoulder. I yelped as he yelled gleefully, “OK! LET’S TURN YOU INTO SLEEPING BEAUTY!!”
“Chullie, the customers…” But the door had already slammed shut as Heechul hyung carried me into his workroom. He flicked a switch on, and light flooded the whole place.
It looked exactly like a movie star’s dressing room, except for a few posters and pictures that said this room belonged to Kim Heechul. I sat down on a chair, and hyung turned me to face him. He smiled, eyes shining.
“You should know that what I am about to give you is practically V.I.P. treatment.”
“Uh huh.”
“No one, not even my dear Hannie, has ever gone in here. Only me.”
“Uh huh.”
“I’ve done makeup, hairstyles, and facial treatment for many, many people. But you, my dongsaeng, are the only one I’ve ever done a makeover for.”
“Yup.”
“YAH! Why can’t you act more excited for your fabulous hyung?!”
“I am kinda scared right now.”
“I see. Well, you can’t back out now.” He grinned and turned me to face the mirror again. He leaned the chair back, and I looked up at my hyung’s face.
“Do not worry, my beloved dongsaeng. Trust my awesome skills. We will turn you into an extraordinary princess no one can resist.”
***
“YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! KIM HEECHUL!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY POOR BABY!!!!!!?”
I woke up from my thoughts. Heechul hyung was doing my hair, curling some strands and straightening others. That voice sounded like…
“KIM HEECHUL!!! OPEN THIS DOOR IMMEDIATELY!! WHERE IS MY HYUKJAE!!!!!?” Teukie hyung??
“Pah, the way he said it, it’s like I kidnapped you or something,” Heechul hyung muttered. Teukie hyung pounded on the door.
“Are you going to let him in? He might…break down the door,” I said, looking nervously at the shaking door. Never underestimate the skills and powers of the mighty Teukie umma.
“Let him. We’re almost done with your hair,” Heechul hyung grinned triumphantly. “I can’t wait to see Teukie’s face when he sees you.”
I pouted but continued to let Heechul hyung perfect my hair as Teukie hyung continued to hit on the door. Wait. Hyung didn’t know about this, so Kyu must’ve told him, I thought. It would be an understatement to say he’s worried. He probably already killed Kyu for even telling him about it. No wonder the brat said we should tell Teukie hyung last about this.
“We are finally done, my dongsaeng! Might as well open the door to save our umma from breaking his hand,” Heechul hyung smirked. He walked over and opened the door, and Teukie hyung crashed in. “How…dare….you?!” Teukie hyung was exhausted from pounding the door. “Who told….you….that you could…make my dongsaeng….look like a girl?!” I watched as Teukie hyung glared at Heechul hyung. “You…cannot…may not…make him look…like…” His eyes landed on me. Teukie hyung stared at me in shock. “Look like…”
“A freaking hot and sexy girl that will make guys swoon.” Heechul hyung smirked. Teukie hyung gaped at me. I turned around to face the mirror and gasped.
No. This isn’t me. This is NOT me.
Long, wavy hair fell from my shoulders. Pink lipstick made my lips stand out on my pale face. I had longer eyelashes and eyes that looked bigger. I wore a girl’s outfit, a pink and blue top, complete with a pair of dark jeans and a pink belt. On my feet were white flats. A heart necklace and blue bracelet were the only jewelry I had on. I was a completely different person.
Oh yeaaaaaaah. I am actually awesome as a girl.
“Smile, my dongsaeng.” I gave Heechul hyung my super famous gummy smile. “Now that is perfection. What about you, my dear Teukie hyung? Do you regret me turning our dongsaeng into a girl now?”
“Eh.”
“Hey, Heechul hyung, why are you taking so long? Is Hyuk finished yet?” Minnie asked, coming up behind them with Kyu beside him. Minnie’s eyes grew wide. “Oh. Wow.” Kyu looked surprised. “Wow. Hyung actually looks prettier when he’s a girl.”
“YAH! YOU BRAT!!”
“Aish, Lee Hyukjae, you totally ruined the mood.” Heechul hyung frowned. Hangeng hyung came into the room. “Whoa, you look nice, Hyuk.” I grinned as he winked at me.
“But I must say so myself, I am actually impressed by your skills, Chullie,” Teukie hyung finally spoke. “Hyuk actually looks like a girl.”
“A pretty one,” Minnie added.
“Well, am I Kim Heechul or am I not Kim Heechul?” Heecul hyung grinned. Minnie grinned at me, and I smiled back shyly. Teukie hyung cleared his throat and looked at us importantly. “Well, since it is too late for me to interfere -”
“It was planned to be that way -” Kyu muttered.
“I guess it must be ok for Hyuk to continue on with his plan,” said Teukie hyung sadly. “Aigoo, my baby’s all grown up, becoming a girl and hiding his identity just to go to college…”
“Aish, Teukie, don’t go emotional on us,” frowned Heechul hyung.
Kyu nudged me and beamed. I raised my eyebrows. “Well, the second part of our plan is finished,” Kyu said.
“What’s the second part? Is there a first part?” Teukie hyung asked.
“Second part was to register for college as a girl,” I explained.
“First part was to look like a girl,” Kyu said, “As well as acting and speaking like a girl.” He smirked at me. “We can worry about that later.”
“What about the third part? Do we have to worry about that also?” Minnie asked. My hyungs looked at Kyu.
“The third part is to not get caught.”
***
The September breeze blew across my face. My hair was in my face, and I brushed it away, irritated that my observation was disrupted. It was finally the time I had been waiting for. I watched in amazement at the enormous buildings, the huge trees, the many crowds of students walking around.
I am finally at SM University. I am in college.
Kyu poked me. “How long are you going to gape at the campus? You kinda look like a monkey when you do that.”
“We have to wait for Minnie anyways. He’s getting the maps and stuff.”
“Well, don’t drool, ok?”
“Brat.”
“Practice calling me ‘oppa’.” Oh. Right.
“I’m older than you, genius. Your hyung.”
“No, you’re my noona.” I sighed. I still wasn’t used to this.
“Whatever.” We finally saw Minnie coming back with a bunch of brochures and papers.
“Uh, this is the map, the welcome-to-SM-University thing, the class schedules, and information guide,” Minnie said, showing each one to us. “So, ready to go yet? I want to see who my roommate is.”
“Yeah, the faster we can switch roommates, the better,” Kyu agreed. I pouted.
“Yah, what about me?!” Kyu smirked.
“Oh, you go to the girls’ dorm, which is…” Minnie studied the map, “uh, right over there.” He pointed over at the two buildings that sat across each other. “Oh, the boys’ dorm is right across the girls’, let’s go!” They marched over to the dorms. I followed and tried to walk like a girl (Head high! Sway your hips a little more! YAH! My beautiful dongsaeng, I love you and everything, but your strides are too long, no one will be able to keep up with you!), but decided to walk normally. We arrived at the dorms, and I became nervous.
“Ok, Hyuk, pretend you’re a girl. Ask me something,” Minnie said.
I cleared my voice. “Excuse me, do you know the answer to number thirteen?” Kyu and Minnie looked at each other. “Pass. Ok, my turn.” Minnie thought for a minute. ”Hey, do you know where the lunch area is?”
“No, I don’t. Sorry.” Minnie nodded. “I think your voice is good enough.”
“Let me,” Kyu said. He thought for a moment. “If your roommate is changing her clothes, what do you do?”
“Look away, and if it’s near, go to the bathroom and hide there for at least three minutes.” Kyu raised his eyebrows. “For someone that loves to watch those inappropriate videos, you have an unusual answer.”
“YAH! You think I am some kind of pervert?!”
“Well, that came from someone who watches po -”
“YAH! WE’RE IN PUBLIC!!” People stared at us as they walked by. Kyu took a deep breath.
“Ok. Last one. What’s your name?”
“Lee Hyukjae.” Kyu groaned and Minnie face palmed. “It’s Eunhyuk. EUNHYUK. Not Hyukjae. EUNHYUK.”
“Ok, ok, I got it,” I said. “My name is Lee…Eunhyuk. I passed?”
“You passed. Now go. Make a lot of girl friends, ok? Match me up well,” Kyu said. As I went in, the last scene I saw was Minnie hitting Kyu and Kyu cursing. That bunny knows martial arts.
I walked slowly in the dorm, afraid that someone might jump out and yell, “YAH! GET OUT! You’re aren’t a girl, you’re a guy!! EXPELLED!!” What the heck? People don’t get expelled in college, they only do those things in high school.
Do they? Or do they still continue expelling kids in college?
I began sweating. What if I get caught? Will I be thrown out? Will Minnie and Kyu get in trouble too? Will Teukie hyung be disappointed? Will Heechul and Hangeng hyung get mad?
What if I am found out on my first day??
I finally arrived at my dorm. My shared room. My roommate is a girl. A girl that I will sleep with. Together. This is so…
I inserted the key in. I opened the door. And walked in. And saw her.
“Hello, you must be my new roommate! My name’s Jessica! What’s yours?”
A/N: YES! I AM BACK!! Not sure if it came out well though :P did it? So in this fic, there’s no Eunhae (Hae’s not introduced yet! Bad author! T^T) some Hanchul, but I think I failed in that, Kyumin of course, and Jessica as Hyukkie’s roommate. I think it was a bad choice (is it?) but I couldn’t think of other people that might help with plot T^T so thank you for reading and comments are very much appreciated ^^ really, PLEASE comment *puppy eyes*
I love you, my readers :D