Wrong Identity 11/?
Title: Wrong Identity 11/?
Pairing: Haehyuk
Genre: fluff
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: It is my regret and sorrow that I cannot own these funny, cute, HOT, and awesome boys.
Summary: Hyukjae is forced to find a new method to get into his college after being rejected. With the help of his friend, Sungmin (and an evil genius), he finally gets in - creatively.
Yessssssss :D
The moment Donghae sent that, I was scrambling to my closet and rummaging frantically for something to wear. You fool, Lee Hyukjae! Why in the world did you ask him to "play" with you?! Are you two five-year-olds or something?!
I messed up my hair and glanced at the clock. One hour, Hyuk, and try not to do anything terrible or embarrassing. He'll tease you forever man.
Deciding that simplicity was the best, I pulled out a white T-shirt and some dark jeans. I smoothed down my I stared at my reflection. Yeah, it's probably good enough. I slipped on some sneakers and dashed out the door.
The great Lee Hyukjae is ready to meet up with his fishy friend, Lee Donghae.
* * *
"Where do you want to go, Hyukkie??" Donghae grinned as we walked around in circles, having not decided yet where we were going to go.
I stared at him. "Have I told you that you greatly remind me of a fish?"
Donghae laughed. "No, I don't look like a fish Hyukkie. Unless I am your fishy, baby," he winked at me.
I rolled my eyes. "Hey, how about we go to the lake?"
"Sure, baby." Donghae started pulling me with him.
I didn't know what the founder of SM had in mind when he built the lake. Near the borders of the campus, it was one of the most popular places people go to hang out, like the woods near the girls' dorms. It's pretty big, and if you're serious enough, you could go fishing in it. Just swimming is forbidden. To me, the reason is pretty obvious.
We walked around the edge of the lake. "I could see why you chose this place to go to, Hyukkie," Donghae smiled brightly at me. Really? It was actually a random choice, but ok.....
SPLASH.
I turned around, my back dripping wet, and saw a very mischievous Donghae behind me. He smirked and stepped closer to me. "Well, I didn't know my Hyukkie would be hot if she was wet....... What if she were soaking?" he whispered, only loud enough for me to hear.
I smirked back. "I really guess you are a player in both ways."
"A player..... both ways?" he asked, confused. I started backing away from him, towards the lake.
In just a few seconds, Donghae was dripping from head to toe. He looked shocked for a moment, then grinned. "You..... are...... one........ little........... devil..........."
Now it wasn't enough for us to just scoop water. We were already in the lake, mercilessly kicking water at each other. Donghae stumbled as he tried to avoid my attacks. I took this chance to take my revenge.
I dunked him, and he went down into the water. Only after pulling me down with him.
I was so busy with our intense water battle that I didn't even notice someone coming up to me. "E-eunhyuk?"
Donghae rose from the water and coughed up water into my face. I groaned and cleared my eyes of water, and stared into the shocked face of Siwon. "S-siwonnie? What-" I coughed, "what are you doing here?" I felt slightly stupid as I was sitting in the water and Siwon was bending down in his fine, DRY clothes.
He blushed a little. "Um, I was practicing my lines," he said, holding up a script. "For my acting class."
"Oh....." I nodded and smiled at Siwon. He smiled at me too, but then frowned as he looked at my state. "Um, Eunhyuk, you're wet."
I stared at my clothes. People passing by were also staring me and Donghae, the both of us still knee deep in the water. I pulled Donghae up with me and we got out of the water. "Um, Siwon, this is Lee Donghae. Uh, Donghae, this is Choi Siwon, a friend."
Both guys nodded at each other. Donghae stuck his hand out and grinned. "Hello! I'm Donghae, Hyukkie's friend!" Siwon, standing next to me, muttered, "Hyukkie?"
Donghae continued his introduction. "In reality, I should be someone more to her, like her love interest," he stuck out his tongue at me, "but sadly, she only sees me as a great nuisance."
Instead of smiling warmly, his frown only got deeper at the "love interest".
I cleared my throat. "Well, IhaveaclassnextsogoodbyeMr.Donghaeandpleasegoawaynowthankyou." I kicked him so that he would get the idea. Donghae only pouted, but I sent such a ferocious glare to him that would even scare cute puppies, and he walked away slowly, as if showing me that I had made him depressed now.
I looked at Siwon. "Um, he's no one you should worry about, haha, he's just a weirdo," I assured him, as he stared at Donghae, like he's shocked such a person even existed. He turned to me and smiled, but then looked concerned. "Hey, doesn't your class start at one? And you're even wet, you should change your clothes so that you don't catch a cold." He patted my head.
"Oh, yeah..." I glanced at the clock tower in the distance. Shoot! I only have five minutes, and I'm all the way across campus! Nooooo, I'm going to be late!
I started running like crazy. Dang it, aish, I'm gonna be late......
Just then, Siwon grabbed my hand and we zipped to the girls' dorms. He was practically dragging me as we go, but I was going at a much faster pace now.
Hey, it's nice to have a guy who's got long and incredibly fast legs in situations like this.
* * *
Having just came back from science class, the first thing I did was go to my laptop, since I needed to type out an essay. As I turned on the computer and waited for it to warm up, two pieces of paper, right next to my laptop, caught my eye. I picked them up.
They were photos. And suddenly, I felt this weird feeling of being spied on.
I drilled holes into them, disbelief drawn across my face. What the..... My eyes then spotted a note scribbled in the corner of the photo. And sure enough, there was one on the second one as well. The first one said:
Dear Hyuk,
Hello, my precious son! ^^ Everyone here really misses you, Hyuk, it's too bad I graduated just as you entered. Hehe. Well, let's get to the point.
As you can see, I'm SO curious about this young man on this photo here =] Call me soon, ok, Hyuk? I really mean it >.<
From your lovely umma,
Teukie Teukie
Beware. It sounds more dangerous than it seems. Even though there are some cute emoticons.
The second one says:
Lee Hyukjae, give me one good reason why I should not kick your butt right now. You'd better give me a good explanation, my cute dongsaengie, or I really WILL kick your butt.
Your awesome hyung,
Kim Heechul
PS. You are in BIG trouble >:D
Well, this messge is pretty obvious.
And guess what? Donghae is in both pictures. Yippee.
I groaned. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! They've got the wrong idea, man! I don't know about Hangeng hyung, but Heechul hyung and Teukie hyung seem to have the same idea that Donghae is my.....................................
BOYFRIEND.
Of course he isn't! What in the world is wrong with me?! I banged my head on the table.
My phone began to buzz, practically sliding off the table. I caught it, just as it was about to fall, and stared at the name flashing at me. Caller id, Teukie hyung.
This is not good at all.......
* * *
"Well, my dongsaeng?" Heechul's voice cut my thoughts sharply.
I stared at my hyung's face with as much confidence as I had and said, "Donghae's a stupid fish I don't really care about. And he doesn't like me either. That's all, hyung."
Leetuek immediately popped up beside Heechul's face. "Well, you can say that, Hyuk, but we have more photos to prove otherwise," he smiled evilly. He flashed me another photo.
"What about this one, Hyukjae?? Huh? HUH? Puahahahaha...."
"Teukie hyung! Really, our relationship is not like that!" I whined to him. The photo showed this afternoon's episode of our water attack.
My hyungs were having way too much fun "interrogating" me. Too bad that they decided to do this when Hangeng hyung was away visiting relatives in China, he would have been understanding and helped me through this.
Seriously, video chats are not great if you're trying to explain things like this to people like Heechul and Leetuek.
"Well, my dongsaeng, whatever you say, something's definitely up in your love life, eh?" Heechul grinned triumphantly at me.
"Told you he would go for a guy and not a girl," Leeteuk winked at me.
"Hyung!"
"Hah, I guess he's following in our footsteps, Teukie," Heechul grjnned evilly.
"Hyuuuuuung......" I groaned. "Really, he's no one. If he's bored, he goes to bother me. And you should see him, he's a total player, too."
"Hmm.... you see signs of playboy in these pictures, Teuk?" Heechul frowned as he shuffled through the stack of photos he had in his hand.
"No......... in fact, I would love to have him as my son-in-law, you know," Leeteuk chuckled. "He looks pretty innocent and adorable... my son has a really great taste..."
I moaned, knowing that no matter what I said, they would still tease me. A thought suddenly struck me.......
"Hey, where did you get those pictures? I mean, it's not like you're living on campus with me.... and I doubt you're stalking me 24/7....."
"Huh? Oh, Teukie has an insider that takes these for us and even reports on how you're doing and everything," Heechul replied nonchalantly. "That reminds me, you didn't tell us you joined the dance team. Congrats......."
"Teukie hyuuuuuung, tell meeeeee...... who did you hire to stalk me??? Is it Minnie? Oh wait, I bet it's Kyu....."
Leeteuk blushed as he mumbled his answer. "Just some cute raccoon.... no one you know..."
"What?"
"His BOYFRIEND, Hyukjae," Heechul smirked. "Which means you're officially the only one single in our group now."
"Really?! Congrats, hyung!" I ignored Heechul. "Who is it, Teukie hyung??"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down my dongsaengie! Do not think you could get away from me by changing the subject," Heechul chuckled evilly. "Now, tell me everything about this "Donghae" and I'll reconsider your punishment for hiding things from us."
I gulped. Even if I did leave things out -intentionally or unintentionally- Heechul could find things out for himself if he wanted to. He was an evil genius, like Kyuhyun. I racked my brain and told them everything about Donghae from the very first time I'd met him -yeah, my awesome view from the closet- and to our most recent water battle. And Siwon. And Jessica. And Hyoyeon. The dance competition. And everything and everybody else I could think of.
My hyungs frowned as I finally finished talking. For once, they hadn't interrupted the whole time I talked. "Seems to me that you have a very complicated situation here, my son," said Leeteuk. "Both girl and boy trouble."
"Duh, my head is spinning just listening to him talk, Teukie," Heechul rolled his eyes. He turned to me. "Ok. Tell me this. What are you most focused on: the dance competion or Donghae and Jessica?"
I thought for a minute before answering. "I'm more worried about Jessica."
"Now, who do you want to talk about first: Donghae or Jessica?" Leeteuk asked before Heechul even had the chance to speak.
"Jessica."
"About what?"
"What I should do."
"Just ignore her," Heechul nodded at me. "You can't make her disappear, make peace with her, or solve anything. Just try to get on her good side more often, since we can't really do anything now." Heechul raised his eyebrow at me. "Got it?"
"Yup."
I saw Leeteuk take something out from his pocket. "Eh, I have to go, Hyuk. See ya sometime."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, go chat with your boyfriend and leave us," Heechul waved him off. As soon as Leeteuk left, I asked, "Was that really his boyfriend?"
"Yes. Teukie talks to him so much that I sometimes want to yank the phone from him and yell at that stupid boyfriend of his. Wait, I already did that," Heechul muttered. He cleared his voice and looked at me again. "Now, about this Donghae....."
"Yeah?" I asked nervously.
Heechul looked deep in thought. "I didn't want to say this in front of Teukie, since he would definitely reject it," said Heechul.
"What?"
"Well, like you said, Hyuk, he does sound like a player. An immature and stupid one, to get kicked by you." Yes! Heechul hyung thinks so too! It's not only me! "But then, I doubt he was being serious with you. Probably just teasing you, more like it." I pouted at my hyung.
"But I definitely agree with you, you know," Heechul spoke quickly.
"On what? That he's an idiot?"
"Yeah, and the fact that he's not interested in you. You did say that, right?" I nodded slowly. I guess I did say that at one point while talking with Heechul and Leeteuk hyung, but now I felt weird hearing Heechul say it as well.
"He's interested in someone else. Not too interested, but curious-kind-of-interested."
"Huh?"
"Aish, I forgot that you were not skilled enough to know the levels of love," Heechul groaned.
"Levels... of..... love?"
"No, it's not like game levels, Hyuk." Heechul smacked his head. "It's like using a scale to judge how much you like someone. Level one, it's a crush, nothing more. Level ten, you're madly in love, etc. Something like that. You understand, Hyukjae?" I nodded quickly.
"Ok, so this person just sparks his interest and does nothing more. And when you're curious about something...."
"You want to know more about it. Or him or her," I answered.
Heechul smiled proudly. "Good. My dongsaeng's not that much of a dope."
"Does this person happen to be...... Jessica?" I asked. Somewhere in my heart, I was hoping it was no.
"It isn't."
"Really?? Ok...." I smiled like an idiot, unaware of Heechul staring at me.
"You were hoping it wasn't her but you?" Heechul smirked.
"Yeah..... NO! I mean, well yeah, I was hoping it wasn't Jessica. Even though that fish annoys me to hell, he doesn't deserve someone like her...." I trailed off.
"And he should deserve you?" Heechul was laughing his head off now.
"NOOOO!!! Aish, forget everything I said, hyung!"
"I forgot what it was like to tease my dongsaengs," Heechul smiled, wiping his tears away. "You wanna know who it is?"
I kinda want to and at the same time, I don't want to. I decided that maybe I could use this secret against Donghae sometime. "Who?"
"Think. It's someone you know." I gave him a blank look.
Heechul sighed. "Want me to save you from suffering?"
"Yeah."
"The boy from the closet." I gave him another blank look.
He sighed again. "You really don't get it?" I shook my head. Heechul looked like he wanted to hit me.
"Aka, YOU." I stared at Heechul until it finally hit me.
"I wonder, is it the fish who's dumb or this kid with me here?" he teased.
"But... but-"
"Yah, Lee Hyukjae. Listen to me. You even said it yourself."
"Still.... how can someone like a person he'd never even met??"
"Aish," Heechul frowned. "You STILL don't get it! He doesn't like you, he's only curious about you. Think, Hyukjae. If you had a secret admirer, wouldn't you want to meet him one day?" Heechul grinned triumphantly.
"So what you're saying is..."
"He wants to know who that "secret admirer" of his is. Which happens to be my dongsaeng."
"Ah....."
"And so, would you like to hear my plan?"
* * *
A/N: Muahahaha >:D
Ok, I lied. This wasn't a full, complete, fluffy, Eunhae filled chapter with no cockblockers. Forgive me T^T /gets hit with tomatoes
But then, don't you want to know Heechul's brilliant plan? :D
LOL I think I failed X]
Anyways, I don't know when I'll update this again, so HAPPY THANKSGIVING~! ^^ Have fun everybody, whether it's stuffing yourselves with turkeys or going on a shopping marathon or just relaxing =]
Oh yeah, thanks for reading~! hehe
Pairing: Haehyuk
Genre: fluff
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: It is my regret and sorrow that I cannot own these funny, cute, HOT, and awesome boys.
Summary: Hyukjae is forced to find a new method to get into his college after being rejected. With the help of his friend, Sungmin (and an evil genius), he finally gets in - creatively.
Yessssssss :D
The moment Donghae sent that, I was scrambling to my closet and rummaging frantically for something to wear. You fool, Lee Hyukjae! Why in the world did you ask him to "play" with you?! Are you two five-year-olds or something?!
I messed up my hair and glanced at the clock. One hour, Hyuk, and try not to do anything terrible or embarrassing. He'll tease you forever man.
Deciding that simplicity was the best, I pulled out a white T-shirt and some dark jeans. I smoothed down my I stared at my reflection. Yeah, it's probably good enough. I slipped on some sneakers and dashed out the door.
The great Lee Hyukjae is ready to meet up with his fishy friend, Lee Donghae.
* * *
"Where do you want to go, Hyukkie??" Donghae grinned as we walked around in circles, having not decided yet where we were going to go.
I stared at him. "Have I told you that you greatly remind me of a fish?"
Donghae laughed. "No, I don't look like a fish Hyukkie. Unless I am your fishy, baby," he winked at me.
I rolled my eyes. "Hey, how about we go to the lake?"
"Sure, baby." Donghae started pulling me with him.
I didn't know what the founder of SM had in mind when he built the lake. Near the borders of the campus, it was one of the most popular places people go to hang out, like the woods near the girls' dorms. It's pretty big, and if you're serious enough, you could go fishing in it. Just swimming is forbidden. To me, the reason is pretty obvious.
We walked around the edge of the lake. "I could see why you chose this place to go to, Hyukkie," Donghae smiled brightly at me. Really? It was actually a random choice, but ok.....
SPLASH.
I turned around, my back dripping wet, and saw a very mischievous Donghae behind me. He smirked and stepped closer to me. "Well, I didn't know my Hyukkie would be hot if she was wet....... What if she were soaking?" he whispered, only loud enough for me to hear.
I smirked back. "I really guess you are a player in both ways."
"A player..... both ways?" he asked, confused. I started backing away from him, towards the lake.
In just a few seconds, Donghae was dripping from head to toe. He looked shocked for a moment, then grinned. "You..... are...... one........ little........... devil..........."
Now it wasn't enough for us to just scoop water. We were already in the lake, mercilessly kicking water at each other. Donghae stumbled as he tried to avoid my attacks. I took this chance to take my revenge.
I dunked him, and he went down into the water. Only after pulling me down with him.
I was so busy with our intense water battle that I didn't even notice someone coming up to me. "E-eunhyuk?"
Donghae rose from the water and coughed up water into my face. I groaned and cleared my eyes of water, and stared into the shocked face of Siwon. "S-siwonnie? What-" I coughed, "what are you doing here?" I felt slightly stupid as I was sitting in the water and Siwon was bending down in his fine, DRY clothes.
He blushed a little. "Um, I was practicing my lines," he said, holding up a script. "For my acting class."
"Oh....." I nodded and smiled at Siwon. He smiled at me too, but then frowned as he looked at my state. "Um, Eunhyuk, you're wet."
I stared at my clothes. People passing by were also staring me and Donghae, the both of us still knee deep in the water. I pulled Donghae up with me and we got out of the water. "Um, Siwon, this is Lee Donghae. Uh, Donghae, this is Choi Siwon, a friend."
Both guys nodded at each other. Donghae stuck his hand out and grinned. "Hello! I'm Donghae, Hyukkie's friend!" Siwon, standing next to me, muttered, "Hyukkie?"
Donghae continued his introduction. "In reality, I should be someone more to her, like her love interest," he stuck out his tongue at me, "but sadly, she only sees me as a great nuisance."
Instead of smiling warmly, his frown only got deeper at the "love interest".
I cleared my throat. "Well, IhaveaclassnextsogoodbyeMr.Donghaeandpleasegoawaynowthankyou." I kicked him so that he would get the idea. Donghae only pouted, but I sent such a ferocious glare to him that would even scare cute puppies, and he walked away slowly, as if showing me that I had made him depressed now.
I looked at Siwon. "Um, he's no one you should worry about, haha, he's just a weirdo," I assured him, as he stared at Donghae, like he's shocked such a person even existed. He turned to me and smiled, but then looked concerned. "Hey, doesn't your class start at one? And you're even wet, you should change your clothes so that you don't catch a cold." He patted my head.
"Oh, yeah..." I glanced at the clock tower in the distance. Shoot! I only have five minutes, and I'm all the way across campus! Nooooo, I'm going to be late!
I started running like crazy. Dang it, aish, I'm gonna be late......
Just then, Siwon grabbed my hand and we zipped to the girls' dorms. He was practically dragging me as we go, but I was going at a much faster pace now.
Hey, it's nice to have a guy who's got long and incredibly fast legs in situations like this.
* * *
Having just came back from science class, the first thing I did was go to my laptop, since I needed to type out an essay. As I turned on the computer and waited for it to warm up, two pieces of paper, right next to my laptop, caught my eye. I picked them up.
They were photos. And suddenly, I felt this weird feeling of being spied on.
I drilled holes into them, disbelief drawn across my face. What the..... My eyes then spotted a note scribbled in the corner of the photo. And sure enough, there was one on the second one as well. The first one said:
Dear Hyuk,
Hello, my precious son! ^^ Everyone here really misses you, Hyuk, it's too bad I graduated just as you entered. Hehe. Well, let's get to the point.
As you can see, I'm SO curious about this young man on this photo here =] Call me soon, ok, Hyuk? I really mean it >.<
From your lovely umma,
Teukie Teukie
Beware. It sounds more dangerous than it seems. Even though there are some cute emoticons.
The second one says:
Lee Hyukjae, give me one good reason why I should not kick your butt right now. You'd better give me a good explanation, my cute dongsaengie, or I really WILL kick your butt.
Your awesome hyung,
Kim Heechul
PS. You are in BIG trouble >:D
Well, this messge is pretty obvious.
And guess what? Donghae is in both pictures. Yippee.
I groaned. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! They've got the wrong idea, man! I don't know about Hangeng hyung, but Heechul hyung and Teukie hyung seem to have the same idea that Donghae is my.....................................
BOYFRIEND.
Of course he isn't! What in the world is wrong with me?! I banged my head on the table.
My phone began to buzz, practically sliding off the table. I caught it, just as it was about to fall, and stared at the name flashing at me. Caller id, Teukie hyung.
This is not good at all.......
* * *
"Well, my dongsaeng?" Heechul's voice cut my thoughts sharply.
I stared at my hyung's face with as much confidence as I had and said, "Donghae's a stupid fish I don't really care about. And he doesn't like me either. That's all, hyung."
Leetuek immediately popped up beside Heechul's face. "Well, you can say that, Hyuk, but we have more photos to prove otherwise," he smiled evilly. He flashed me another photo.
"What about this one, Hyukjae?? Huh? HUH? Puahahahaha...."
"Teukie hyung! Really, our relationship is not like that!" I whined to him. The photo showed this afternoon's episode of our water attack.
My hyungs were having way too much fun "interrogating" me. Too bad that they decided to do this when Hangeng hyung was away visiting relatives in China, he would have been understanding and helped me through this.
Seriously, video chats are not great if you're trying to explain things like this to people like Heechul and Leetuek.
"Well, my dongsaeng, whatever you say, something's definitely up in your love life, eh?" Heechul grinned triumphantly at me.
"Told you he would go for a guy and not a girl," Leeteuk winked at me.
"Hyung!"
"Hah, I guess he's following in our footsteps, Teukie," Heechul grjnned evilly.
"Hyuuuuuung......" I groaned. "Really, he's no one. If he's bored, he goes to bother me. And you should see him, he's a total player, too."
"Hmm.... you see signs of playboy in these pictures, Teuk?" Heechul frowned as he shuffled through the stack of photos he had in his hand.
"No......... in fact, I would love to have him as my son-in-law, you know," Leeteuk chuckled. "He looks pretty innocent and adorable... my son has a really great taste..."
I moaned, knowing that no matter what I said, they would still tease me. A thought suddenly struck me.......
"Hey, where did you get those pictures? I mean, it's not like you're living on campus with me.... and I doubt you're stalking me 24/7....."
"Huh? Oh, Teukie has an insider that takes these for us and even reports on how you're doing and everything," Heechul replied nonchalantly. "That reminds me, you didn't tell us you joined the dance team. Congrats......."
"Teukie hyuuuuuung, tell meeeeee...... who did you hire to stalk me??? Is it Minnie? Oh wait, I bet it's Kyu....."
Leeteuk blushed as he mumbled his answer. "Just some cute raccoon.... no one you know..."
"What?"
"His BOYFRIEND, Hyukjae," Heechul smirked. "Which means you're officially the only one single in our group now."
"Really?! Congrats, hyung!" I ignored Heechul. "Who is it, Teukie hyung??"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down my dongsaengie! Do not think you could get away from me by changing the subject," Heechul chuckled evilly. "Now, tell me everything about this "Donghae" and I'll reconsider your punishment for hiding things from us."
I gulped. Even if I did leave things out -intentionally or unintentionally- Heechul could find things out for himself if he wanted to. He was an evil genius, like Kyuhyun. I racked my brain and told them everything about Donghae from the very first time I'd met him -yeah, my awesome view from the closet- and to our most recent water battle. And Siwon. And Jessica. And Hyoyeon. The dance competition. And everything and everybody else I could think of.
My hyungs frowned as I finally finished talking. For once, they hadn't interrupted the whole time I talked. "Seems to me that you have a very complicated situation here, my son," said Leeteuk. "Both girl and boy trouble."
"Duh, my head is spinning just listening to him talk, Teukie," Heechul rolled his eyes. He turned to me. "Ok. Tell me this. What are you most focused on: the dance competion or Donghae and Jessica?"
I thought for a minute before answering. "I'm more worried about Jessica."
"Now, who do you want to talk about first: Donghae or Jessica?" Leeteuk asked before Heechul even had the chance to speak.
"Jessica."
"About what?"
"What I should do."
"Just ignore her," Heechul nodded at me. "You can't make her disappear, make peace with her, or solve anything. Just try to get on her good side more often, since we can't really do anything now." Heechul raised his eyebrow at me. "Got it?"
"Yup."
I saw Leeteuk take something out from his pocket. "Eh, I have to go, Hyuk. See ya sometime."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, go chat with your boyfriend and leave us," Heechul waved him off. As soon as Leeteuk left, I asked, "Was that really his boyfriend?"
"Yes. Teukie talks to him so much that I sometimes want to yank the phone from him and yell at that stupid boyfriend of his. Wait, I already did that," Heechul muttered. He cleared his voice and looked at me again. "Now, about this Donghae....."
"Yeah?" I asked nervously.
Heechul looked deep in thought. "I didn't want to say this in front of Teukie, since he would definitely reject it," said Heechul.
"What?"
"Well, like you said, Hyuk, he does sound like a player. An immature and stupid one, to get kicked by you." Yes! Heechul hyung thinks so too! It's not only me! "But then, I doubt he was being serious with you. Probably just teasing you, more like it." I pouted at my hyung.
"But I definitely agree with you, you know," Heechul spoke quickly.
"On what? That he's an idiot?"
"Yeah, and the fact that he's not interested in you. You did say that, right?" I nodded slowly. I guess I did say that at one point while talking with Heechul and Leeteuk hyung, but now I felt weird hearing Heechul say it as well.
"He's interested in someone else. Not too interested, but curious-kind-of-interested."
"Huh?"
"Aish, I forgot that you were not skilled enough to know the levels of love," Heechul groaned.
"Levels... of..... love?"
"No, it's not like game levels, Hyuk." Heechul smacked his head. "It's like using a scale to judge how much you like someone. Level one, it's a crush, nothing more. Level ten, you're madly in love, etc. Something like that. You understand, Hyukjae?" I nodded quickly.
"Ok, so this person just sparks his interest and does nothing more. And when you're curious about something...."
"You want to know more about it. Or him or her," I answered.
Heechul smiled proudly. "Good. My dongsaeng's not that much of a dope."
"Does this person happen to be...... Jessica?" I asked. Somewhere in my heart, I was hoping it was no.
"It isn't."
"Really?? Ok...." I smiled like an idiot, unaware of Heechul staring at me.
"You were hoping it wasn't her but you?" Heechul smirked.
"Yeah..... NO! I mean, well yeah, I was hoping it wasn't Jessica. Even though that fish annoys me to hell, he doesn't deserve someone like her...." I trailed off.
"And he should deserve you?" Heechul was laughing his head off now.
"NOOOO!!! Aish, forget everything I said, hyung!"
"I forgot what it was like to tease my dongsaengs," Heechul smiled, wiping his tears away. "You wanna know who it is?"
I kinda want to and at the same time, I don't want to. I decided that maybe I could use this secret against Donghae sometime. "Who?"
"Think. It's someone you know." I gave him a blank look.
Heechul sighed. "Want me to save you from suffering?"
"Yeah."
"The boy from the closet." I gave him another blank look.
He sighed again. "You really don't get it?" I shook my head. Heechul looked like he wanted to hit me.
"Aka, YOU." I stared at Heechul until it finally hit me.
"I wonder, is it the fish who's dumb or this kid with me here?" he teased.
"But... but-"
"Yah, Lee Hyukjae. Listen to me. You even said it yourself."
"Still.... how can someone like a person he'd never even met??"
"Aish," Heechul frowned. "You STILL don't get it! He doesn't like you, he's only curious about you. Think, Hyukjae. If you had a secret admirer, wouldn't you want to meet him one day?" Heechul grinned triumphantly.
"So what you're saying is..."
"He wants to know who that "secret admirer" of his is. Which happens to be my dongsaeng."
"Ah....."
"And so, would you like to hear my plan?"
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A/N: Muahahaha >:D
Ok, I lied. This wasn't a full, complete, fluffy, Eunhae filled chapter with no cockblockers. Forgive me T^T /gets hit with tomatoes
But then, don't you want to know Heechul's brilliant plan? :D
LOL I think I failed X]
Anyways, I don't know when I'll update this again, so HAPPY THANKSGIVING~! ^^ Have fun everybody, whether it's stuffing yourselves with turkeys or going on a shopping marathon or just relaxing =]
Oh yeah, thanks for reading~! hehe