Already went for a walk by the lake with my boys (Grant and Jake) and wehad to tie Jake up with an ethernet cable b/c he broke his leash ( Read more... )

I'm playing with Jake, and he turns so I can rub his belly, and there is WHITE STUFF coming out of his poor little pee-pee. (I'm slightly intoxicated, I swear I won't talk like that in front of your children) I'm really scared, b/c I didn't think he could fuck, but I'm almost certain one of the neighborhood hussies has given him something. ( ( Read more... )

Shit...you tell ME where Tyler, Texas is. (Yeah, that's near where I'm from, no, it's not on any map.)

You Know You're From Texas When...

You see more Texan flags than American flags ( Read more... )

You Are an Animal Print Bra!

Wild, zany, and even a little crazy.
You make every date an unpredictable adventure.
You want a guy who will constantly surprise you.
A relationship that's the most insane ride of your life.


What Kind of Bra Are You? Take This Quiz :-)

Find the Love of Your Life
(and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.


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Jesus. Calm down, kids, quit being so dramatic. Quit talking amongst yourselves...maybe pay attention to what you're talking about IN school rather than what goes on in a place you're not even part of anymore ( Read more... )

Did George Bush just call the terrorists "haters"?

Word, shaw-day!

DISCLAIMER: This did not lessen my republican conviction, but it was completely moronic, therefore completely funny.

( Why not? )

Go here and click on "watch movie. It's called Foamy's Fan Mail 6, and it's HILARIOUS! There's a whole lotta other cool shit, too.

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( DO NOT READ, ZIGI!! )