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Only in Los Angeles can you see a hooker moderating a heated discussion between a tiny jewish man in a 3 piece suit and a drunken hobo sitting a bus stop.

LA has more holidays than america. everyday on the radio there's another ad declaring it to be Peanut Day or Ski Day or That Rock Didn't Move Day and you should take the day off and ski, drink, or rub against parked cars. i think it's because the weather and scenery are so beautiful, and if you're going to sit in traffic for two hours, there ( Read more... )

what's another word for penis?

go ahead, get creative....

the food isn't much better in LA, but that's not going to stop anyone from charging you $20 for over-cooked ramen and peanut butter.

in los angeles, David Lynch is a weatherman.

if you didn't know that, then welcome to LA.

movies i need to see: omega man, flight of the living dead, land of the dead, zombie lake, living dead at manchester morgue, zombiegeddon, the serpent and the rainbow, zombie night, zombie flesh eaters, night of the comet, dead and breakfast, grapes of death, zombie honeymoon, zombie high, hard rock zombies and zombie space bingo.

so sleeping in my car: probably not the best idea ever. it took a good hour to get all the feeling back into my toes. i didn't think it got that cold in los angeles ( Read more... )

i am a resident of pacific standard time.

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