Elliott, I'm a story-topper. You KNOW this about me.

[bluemoonmermaid]

Me-

I handled a claim today where a woman thought Steven Spielberg was trying to kill her by putting anthrax in her car.

Andrew-oh yeah? I handled a claim today where the person's thermostat caught on fire, and they couldn't figure out how it started until they opened the wall and found frayed wires and a bunch of charred cockroaches. Turns out

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[nonspecific]

Hmm...I read an article about wasps and bees doing that... hadn't heard about a rodent though. So yeah, I don't think he wins.

http://uglyoverload.blogspot.com/2008/10/bee-ball.html

[bluemoonmermaid]

who knows- he actually admitted getting confused about the story before telling it to me. apparently he told his boss that the bees kill the rodent by beating their wings to a speed of 116 miles per hour. and that 119 miles per hour will kill them.

[nonspecific]

That's a pretty narrow margin...