Fisting and God's Will

[bluemoontide]

As part of my Porno Christ series (lol), I present to you this entertaining and informational website http://www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html (thanks again to wtf_incMy favorite line is this: "A Christian couple can use fisting to build trust and intimacy between them, as well as

Comments

[the_shampoo]

Reading that website made me want to take a shower. Ewww....

[rikb]

If fisting brings you closer to Jesus, I'll have none of it. Ok, there are other reasons I'll have none of it, but the Jesus thing is one more reason. I just have this hilarious visual of Jesus coming back while some middle aged christer couple is gettin' down with the fisting. How do you look Jesus in the eye with your fist up your wife's ass to the elbow? "Oh! Hi, Jesus, you took us by surprise...hold on, let me wipe off..."

[bluemoontide]

LOL, maybe the Rapture will happen while they're busy fisting (since I hear it takes a while, with all the "patience" and lube) and there will be Joe and Martha, floating up to heaven with his fist up her ass. Either way, I'm hotwiring their damn "empty" car.

[rikb]

Seriously! You'd have to pry off all the Jesus fishes and "W" bumper stickers, though. Might wanna think about reupholstering, too. All that fisting probably leads to...accidents.

[the_shampoo]

Well, I have to say, I have never had much success with fisting. Those people clearly have the will of God on their hands because it takes serious spiritual power to get a fist up your.....anything really.

PS I would not even attempt to fist my ass...frankly, I don't like anything up there. It feels like your pooping. To me anyhow. I am pro fisting, however, for those who enjoy its unique...er...something.