MY JOB IS FUCKING HHHHEEEELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

Salaam Kandahar!

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21 ( Read more... )

She got pregnant while she was pregnant.

I can just see some religious fanatics making something out of this...

Down the street, at Habibullah's Restaurant, the Afghan music poured into the streets. It came from a cassette recorder hidden in a wooden box over the counter. Closed, the box was so inconspicuous that the Taliban police never noticed ( Read more... )

Why is it that candy you steal from someone else's desk always tastes better than candy you buy on your own?

Two questions:

What does "w00t" mean? And how does one pronounce the zeros?

Jeepers, it's All Saints' Day!

What do I do?

Halloween came and went and I hardly noticed. My roommate sat on the outside steps and handed out vegan treats. One kiddie was dressed in a red snowsuit and a pink lei. We weren't sure what, if anything, he was supposed to be representing. I'm attributing it to a mother who is either highly creative in an absurdist sort of way, or just ( Read more... )

A gorgeous, wonderful man is taking me to a house on a lake in the mountains this weekend...I really have no angst or complaints for you today ( Read more... )