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bluenozdkitty: dirtwad
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
bluenozdkitty: because i want to
SantaClaus: Is that all, now? Type, 'Tell Santa' and tell me all of your wishes!
bluenozdkitty: i want yo to bend over and fart
SantaClaus: My goodness!
You certainly are direct! Well, you can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!
bluenozdkitty: i want a turtle
SantaClaus: O.K. I've answered that one as best as I can a couple of times in a row now. Type menu to get back in the sleigh.
bluenozdkitty: no
SantaClaus: O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.
bluenozdkitty: no
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!
bluenozdkitty: not
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
bluenozdkitty: no
SantaClaus: No?
bluenozdkitty: yes
SantaClaus: Yes!!
bluenozdkitty: no
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!
bluenozdkitty: i hate you
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
bluenozdkitty: you smell bad
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
bluenozdkitty: because its true
SantaClaus: Well, I won't argue with you on that.
bluenozdkitty: hahaha i knew it!
SantaClaus:
Great, you're smiling! I can just feel the Christmas spirit in you!
bluenozdkitty: but you smell bad remember?
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
bluenozdkitty: do you still smell bad?
SantaClaus: What do you think?
bluenozdkitty: yes youstink
SantaClaus: Without a doubt?
bluenozdkitty: without a doubt
SantaClaus: Excuse me?
bluenozdkitty: well you asked!
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.
bluenozdkitty: ok fine be that way
SantaClaus: Cool.
bluenozdkitty: you're weird
SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that.
bluenozdkitty: w-e-i-r-d
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
bluenozdkitty: cock bite!
SantaClaus: Whoa Ho! Ho! Now, there's no reason for that language, I am doing the best I can.
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
bluenozdkitty: because i want to
SantaClaus: Is that all, now? Type, 'Tell Santa' and tell me all of your wishes!
bluenozdkitty: i want yo to bend over and fart
SantaClaus: My goodness!
You certainly are direct! Well, you can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!
bluenozdkitty: i want a turtle
SantaClaus: O.K. I've answered that one as best as I can a couple of times in a row now. Type menu to get back in the sleigh.
bluenozdkitty: no
SantaClaus: O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.
bluenozdkitty: no
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!
bluenozdkitty: not
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
bluenozdkitty: no
SantaClaus: No?
bluenozdkitty: yes
SantaClaus: Yes!!
bluenozdkitty: no
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!
bluenozdkitty: i hate you
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
bluenozdkitty: you smell bad
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
bluenozdkitty: because its true
SantaClaus: Well, I won't argue with you on that.
bluenozdkitty: hahaha i knew it!
SantaClaus:
Great, you're smiling! I can just feel the Christmas spirit in you!
bluenozdkitty: but you smell bad remember?
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
bluenozdkitty: do you still smell bad?
SantaClaus: What do you think?
bluenozdkitty: yes youstink
SantaClaus: Without a doubt?
bluenozdkitty: without a doubt
SantaClaus: Excuse me?
bluenozdkitty: well you asked!
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.
bluenozdkitty: ok fine be that way
SantaClaus: Cool.
bluenozdkitty: you're weird
SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that.
bluenozdkitty: w-e-i-r-d
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
bluenozdkitty: cock bite!
SantaClaus: Whoa Ho! Ho! Now, there's no reason for that language, I am doing the best I can.