mary, eric and i drove to wyoming yesterday to go camping. but apparently it was monsoon season because i have never witnessed so much rain pelting down to the earth at one time. there was also a lot of lethal looking lightning bolts ( Read more... )

my eyeballs are tired.

there was this lamp post that i saw this night. it had a gateway to another world. the kind of world that makes no sense. and the trees are green apple jolly rancher stuck in cracks of teeth green. they cause cancer and ovarion cysts.

i have to be in boulder by 9 tomorrow. ooooh sleepy face.

mary and i are camping on friday!
mary is giving her baby my name
mary is marrying eric
mary is my bestest friend.

what else?

buh buh buhub hub hub
it's a palindrome!

camping with my dad was fun. the day i got back i went back up to the mountains for a party. i had to piss in the woods. that's not fun.

i'm really tired. my cat is sitting on me.
gotta go.

i'm leaving to go camping. and i have to pack.

STOP FUCKING DISTRACTING ME YOU LITTLE SHITS

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