Pants on the Ground
My dear young man,
I really think you should reconsider your method of wearing pants. You currently wear them *below* the curve of your rear end - in fact, they do not seem to cover your rear end at all - and that causes you to waddle. Observation has led me to conclude that you are waddling in order to keep your pants from ending up around your ankles. Would it not be better (and faster) to pull your pants up where they belong (or at least halfway up) so that you no longer have to waddle?
Just a friendly suggestion,
A young woman who really is right about this
P.S.
Since your taste in boxers is as appalling as your taste in music, I would also suggest that you reexamine both and reconsider your choices.