thought this was funny

[bluerabbit]

You know I never had the sex talk. The closest I came was, " Son, sex is like an egg. First you heat up the pan, then u crack her over the head and lay her down flat. Once she starts sizzling flip her over, but don't get too excited or you will get all the white stuff on the bacon."

Comments

[carmenino]

lol..that is awesome!

[chaoticleelee]

hahahaha, man i can so see you giving your "kids" that sex talk.