COUGH

[bluerabbit]

My fucking lungs hurt sooo bad... i coughed so hard i threw up this morning. I hate not having medical insurance. Anyone got any antibiotics?

Comments

PSA

[manmademan]

if you want antibiotics, go to planned parenthood and tell them your girlfriend just tested positive for a highly contagious venerial disease. (chlamydia works well here)

Then tell them you're unemployed and have no income. They'll give you a week's supply of antibiotics on the spot without testing you, for about 20 bucks.

Re: PSA

[krazyjoe]

woah.

Does that actually work??

[chaoticleelee]

i might be able to get you some, my doctor calls me in antibiotics without me seeing him.