I wish I could grow a beard.

Seems like girls only like dudes who have manbeards now-a-days.

If two ugly people were to bump into each other, say at the mall, would they be considered "bumping uglies"?

The pursuit of happiness?

I ran over Rembrandt...

Man, I really miss Chris Jr. and Brian. It fucking sucks that I don't play with you guys anymore. I hate it. I never thought I would become such good friends with them as I did. I really miss it and I wish we could just easily go back to the way we were.

I'm glad I ever got a chance to play with their brilliance.

JILL! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! SORRY I MISSEDX YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY! I WOULD HAVE SHOWN UP AS JUDAS FROM THE NEW JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR BECUASE I HAVE AN AWESEOME BROWN LEATHER JACKET (THAT WAS MY FATHER'S) LIKE HIM IN THE NEW ONE! I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU AND TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER AND DRESS UP LIKE I WOULD HAVE AT YOUR PARTY1!!!! I HAD A VERY LONG WEEK AT ( Read more... )

I want things to be true. I want people to be true. I want truth. I know the truth, and it scares me.

What would you do if I told you I was in Love with the Mos Genertator's album "The Late Great Mother Earth"?

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Did anyone ever make fun of Cysco (sp?) for his lyrics "She's got dumps like a truck."

I mean come on, it's way too easy. I don't think I ever thought of relating it to a bathroom doody back in the day. Oh well, better late than never eh?