hehehehe that was clever and funny. I just got back from the store and I have never bought so many trashy gelatin based products in my life. Fruit snacks, fruit roll ups, gummy bears, jelly, jello etc. Gross eh? Chloe has filled her stawberry shortcake activity book already. She had a lot of fun with it. She told me last night to get her another one. "Mommie I finished the book David got me. Get more." She was tugging at me like a panhandler. I can't resist those baby blues...so naturally I broke, made a special trip to wal-mart and bought her a spider man coloring book and a clifford coloring book. Oh yeah glitter crayons.She's smashing them into some old thesis of mine rather intently now...disturbing.
holy jesus. like a panhandler. glitter crayons. this has the potential to be the next new roman polanski movie. jeez, dude i had this excellent dream where we had to explain to chloe that she could never ever play video games again(if she ever did in the first place), that she had a special non-game condition. her voice was matter of fact and more adult than our voices... it was fucking creepy like a cat with hands.
me:: sorry miss chloe, you just can't ever enjoy the likes of armored core, ghouls and ghosts or even mario kart. ever again.
chloe:: but david. this simply cannot be. my overwhelming love for the electronic arts prevents me from complying with this request.
That's high classed british. The upper crust. Someone with a cockny accent wouldn't say dance. they'd say a clever little euphamism for dance because they know they'd sound like a jackass.
But being british I don't Donce. I avoide it like the plauge.
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Chloe has filled her stawberry shortcake activity book already. She had a lot of fun with it. She told me last night to get her another one. "Mommie I finished the book David got me. Get more." She was tugging at me like a panhandler. I can't resist those baby blues...so naturally I broke, made a special trip to wal-mart and bought her a spider man coloring book and a clifford coloring book. Oh yeah glitter crayons.She's smashing them into some old thesis of mine rather intently now...disturbing.
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me:: sorry miss chloe, you just can't ever enjoy the likes of armored core, ghouls and ghosts or even mario kart. ever again.
chloe:: but david. this simply cannot be. my overwhelming love for the electronic arts prevents me from complying with this request.
something like that. crazy huh?
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But being british I don't Donce.
I avoide it like the plauge.
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