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I woke up at the ass crack of dawn and completed my chores early to escape satan's asshole (my entire family is home on sunday). I took Chloe and Johnny to the beach ( Read more... )

Mothers day is approaching.I plan on purchasing a yellow breadboard curio for my mom. A replica of an unusual silhouette patterned after american antiques. Arts and crafts? $295. I like bright splashes of succulent color against our grayish green (sea foam by ralph lauren- don't crack any yuppie comments) walls. If she's lucky some veggie chair ( Read more... )

I am going to paint her little toenails today. I think orange. That is "her" color. She looks annoyed as she peers into her bag of marbles, hastily digging them out and scattering them every which way (helter skelter) the ping ping on the tile, glass hitting the surface but not shattering. She is transfixed watching them bounce, she chases them, ( Read more... )

Out of desperation to get a good nights rest, I decided to have some wine after Chloe went to sleep last night. I have adjusted to running on empty but I can't say I like it. I didn't understand I was only supposed to have a few sips not a few glasses. I was tanked. BUT I slept like the dead.

I read the paper today and this girl I knew from elementary school is missing. She moved to Hawaii about 3 months ago to pursue a surfing career. She was last seen paddling to shore last Sunday. Her name was Courtney Marcher. She used to torment me all throughout school because I was a tomboy. Asinine I know. I eventually forgave her like in high ( Read more... )

I actually slept last night for more than 4 hours straight. I just exerted myself to the point of wanting to collapse and boom sleep came to me. Such ingenuity on my part eh?

I woke up at 3:27 this morning thinking that it was much later Like 7 or so??? I heard my father talking to someone. So I panicked. I frantically rushed down the hallway and found him sitting alone in the dark talking to my dog. I was thinking,"if his fat ass is up then it must be past 7 ( Read more... )

My garden, actually back and front yard look fab. I am very proud of the butterfly garden. The only thing I lament is having to uproot my patchouli. It was wilting. So I tried moving Leetha (that was her name) to another place. Nothing worked. She RIP in the trash on the side of the garage. Just when she was starting to smell like patchouli. Shame ( Read more... )

I saw Dawn of The Dead last night. It was awesome. I kept telling myself all throughout the whole thing,"if this has a happy ending, this is will not be so great." Nevertheless the ending was very gory. Overall, I was pleased. It scared the shit out of me. Especially that part in the parking garage. EWWWW ( Read more... )