the second annual des plaines holiday bar crawl

[bluesmurf]

i think i came out of it relatively unscathed, comparatively. well, comparatively to my mother. my mom met us out at the beacon tap and was shit-TAY. SHIT. TAY. my lord. drinking shots of southern comfort. but i was flying high for a good while before common sense got the best of me and i started drinking water and stole a cab home from some dudes

Comments

[icantstandstill]

what's up with everyone wearing the same shirts? i bet it's a weird chicago cult thing!

[toenee3]

is it just me or do people in des plaines have acne problems ..... i will even include myself on this list

[potatohead]

ARE YOU CALLING ME A PIZZAFACE?!

[mdthomas]

you've got a monkey on your rack.