Wake up my darling.

[bluesucker]

I get to go pick up Kims daughter from school soon.
Won't that be a hoot.
Their school is super uber protective too. It takes forever for just the parents to be like,'LOOK! this is MY kid."
So yeah.
I bet they will think I'm going to do bad things to her....oh well.
America is dumb.
I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR BABIES.

I think you and I should re-write these

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[sadsuzi]

Well... then lets all move the hell outta fairytale land and start our own community and religeon!
It wont make a differance whose a witch or a fairy! Well all just sit around eating Americas babies, and watching late night TV...
???

[i_fuck_sheep]

The magic potion makes the bad stuff go away...lol

Prince Charming forgot to do more than just hold her forever.
Prince Charming was just a preheat to the real story, which in no way a happily ever after...but its better that way. what comes after the happy stuff? nothing, the story ends... Iv found someone more captivating.
And maybe lancelot is a good substitute for the king for you anyway. even if he does forget himself sometimes.
And the Fairies got sprayed with pesticide by Hoggle, their wings are intact, how else would they get away from the flying monkeys my dear?
you are entitled to eat my first born, we made that pact remember?

[britebellefaery]

'I thought faeries did nice things, like granting wishes!'

'Shows what you know!!'

[she_will_kill]

you can eat my baby anyday.

love you.