The Prayer Warriors: TEG (Chapter 6)

[bluesunnyday]

farnsworth Good news everyone! /farnsworth.

Someone reposted the first Prayer Warriors, for you to enjoy and for me to cry and shake my fist at! So let's not wait any longer, let's get things started!

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Chapter 6: Chapter 6

Bluesunnyday: *Sighs

Comments

[zelda_queen]

"And so a explained to her that a wife must follow a man, even to his grave if need be

[chibi_regalli]

Don't forget, Artemis was Zeus's DAUGHTER. Zeus was a lot of things, and I think he may have been in Hercules's family tree as a great-grandfather of some type a couple times, but I don't think he ever slept with his daughters.

@Zeldaqueen: Don't forget the apocrypha! Do we count those or not? If so, why? If not, also why? Explain any and all controversies over them, as well! Please make your essays at least five pages, double-spaced! You will be graded on your responses! /riff

In fact, I think Rowling would be kind of politely offended to find out anyone thought her books were more popular than the Bible, seeing as A: she is a practicing Christian, and B: she seems to be fairly modest about her success, as far as I recall. And is also female, yeah. Considering this guy's views on women this chapter, though, it wouldn't surprise me if finding out she was female would make him freak out.

[overlordmikey]

Bluesunnyday: NO! NO YOU ARE NOT! DO NOT BELIEVE THIS PERSON FOR A SECOND, REST OF THE WORLD! WE'RE REALLY MUCH NICER THAN THIS, WE SWEAR! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WE GET ENOUGH FLAK FROM THE ANTI-THEISTS!

Mikey: [taking notes] Uh-huh, yep - you aren’t talking your Christian way out of this one! I’m bringing the full force of my somewhat dislike - mostly apathy towards you all!
Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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The Bible is the most beliebable, simple, and convincing book ever.

Bluesunnyday: Yeah, sure. Just like this story is a "believable simple and convincing" look at how atheists act.

Mikey: It is accurate - I often change my name to Judas and make pledges to my false gods…
Ya know - the ones I don’t believe in due to my complete lack in believing in gods or goddesses…
Then again it‘s probably just me - I’m just quirky!!! [sitcom music plays]