The Prayer Warriors: TEG (Chapter 13)

[bluesunnyday]

Chapter 13: Chapter 13

How dare you try to hack my account? Isn't that against the law? By bricking the law, you are turning away from God, therefore sinning, therefore sending yourself to the eternal flames of hell!

Bluesunnyday: Yeah, bricks really hurt.

I am trying to save the world from Satans wrath, not turn people away from God. Do not be fooled

Comments

[chibi_regalli]

Yeah, I'd think 'troll' but the multiple accounts and such are FAR too elaborate. There'd half to be at least four personas here.

Honestly, I'm not sure how you can write something so crazy. It reads like the ramblings of someone who only ever read religious pamphlets written by violent, schizophrenic monkeys. Violent schizophrenic monkeys on hallucinogens. Misogynistic ones.

It would be a VERY interesting curriculum, the "Religious Pamphlets By Steven The Marmoset" one.

[zelda_queen]

"They make their followers follow strict laws, such as giving up some of their food. Our God does not do this. He gives us more freedom

[chibi_regalli]

Not like you can even understand what she meant, considering how incoherent everything is.

Or be Catholic, or listen to modern music (because even "Christian" rock is just a front for Satan's nefarious ways), or not believe that the King James Version of the Bible is the Absolute Truth From God and all other versions ever are Wrong and Evil (including the original Hebrew, because Satan/the Vatican conspiracy/atheists tampered with it somehow), or do ALL OF THAT and not actively evangelize in that smug, Jack Chick way to everyone you meet, despite being MINISTERS WHO DEVOTED YOUR LIVES TO DOING GOOD IN GOD'S NAME, or about half a dozen ridiculous things I've probably forgotten. Chick Tracts are seriously messed up.