Alright, let's do this. FOR REALS THIS TIME!
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How dare you mock me?

Bluesunnyday: Because you're insane.

Do you realise that if you do not follow the true path of Christ you will burn in gell!

Bluesunnyday: I hate burning in gel. I tell the companies that the shower gel they ( Read more... )

Hey, I DID have a post all ready today! But guess what happened? IT GOT DELETED! So yeah, there's no way I'm restarting that any time soon. Sorry folks. However, I must say, things are getting fucking insane. It feels physically draining to Spork that thing. But I won't be giving up any time soon though.

AN: stop flassing ok!

Bluesunnyday: But if I do stop flossing, I'll get tooth decay!

if u do den u r a prep!
Bluesunnyday: Okay, so I guess preps don't have bad teeth.

Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked

Bluesunnyday (as student): HOLY FUCK MY EYES!

Bluesunnyday (as Draco fangirl student): *Takes ( Read more... )

Believer in Christ: Who will burn in hell?

Bluesunnyday (as Jesus): If you keep this up, it'll be you.

Jesus Christ: Anyone that curse ye profits such as you.
Believer in Christ: Yes, and this includes lazorboy96, JzeHampen, G.J. Forever and PorschePower911. You will burn in hell for mocking me.

Bluesunnyday (as Jesus): What? No they won't. Trolling ( Read more... )

Not even going to say anything, let's just get this started.

AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws.

Bluesunnyday: They were from the Heir of Breath, the Witch of Space, the Seer of Light, the Knight of Time, and the Thief of Light! (If you get that reference, I have a lovely batch of e-cookies to share with you.)

n BTW I wont ( Read more... )

Believer in Christ: The Holy One has return.
Christ Himself: Yes you have. You have been blessed.

Bluesunnyday (as Jesus): Wait, who are you again? Oh, it's YOU... Yeah, no, you haven't been blessed.

Believer in Christ: And with this blessing I will rid the world demons.
Christ Himself: The unholy ones are thee, Theia47, SonnyGoten, ImagingThings and ( Read more... )

Alrighty, let's get this thing started. I might need to keep the Holy Spork out though...

AN: shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!

Bluesunnyday: I just mis-read that as "Shit up"...

The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over ( Read more... )

Alright, due to my inability to focus on a subject for an extended period of time, I'm going to be juggling two sporkings at once! In case you didn't read the title, this is The Prayer Warriors: TEG Part 1! It was created by BelieverInChrist, a super-religious nutbag that makes religious people (like me) look like complete psycho nutbags. Let's ( Read more... )

AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr!

Oh no! I'm a prep! That is quite obviously the very worst thing ever! Whatever shall I do?!?

Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx!

THERE IS NO EXCUSE! *eats easter candy* Ah, much better. Everything's better with chocolate...

PS ( Read more... )

Right, I'm sure you've all realized by now that my brief moments of updating daily weren't meant to last forever. But that won't be a huge problem, I'm sure. So yeah, let's keep going. Sporkcalibur, give me strength!

AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY nut mary su OK!

Yes, it's OBVIOUS that we're mistaking Ebony/Enoby/God only knows' name ( Read more... )