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Whorzinstorzinforzinmorzin
A extremely rare insult only used by the most intellegent of people. The word actually has no meaning but just the sound should strike fear, terror, and pain into the hearts of men. This word often brings its subject to tears
hey mike how are u today
whorzinstorzinforzinmorzin!!!!
(sob sob)
mic-check
-Tapping a woman on the forehead with one's erect penis, often accompanied with a self-provided popping sound. It is even more amusing when the woman isn't expecting it.
"Mic-check time, baby!! (pop-pop-pop) "
skater boi
do you think she knows that boi's are dykes?
This means Avril Lavigne is singing about girls!
dog in the bathtub
While doing a girl in her box you insert your hairy beanbag into her turd cutter.
Man, when I was doing Suzy last night I tried to put my ballzack into her brownstar, it was like trying to keep a dog in a bathtub.
So, today...
Actually came to school somewhat early.
Japanese 2 Falling behind again. Oh well, I can catch up later.
Algebra 2 Uh, I think I get what's going on now. I have to take the quiz during tomorrow's... OH CRAP. I just remembered that I have an officer meeting. Poop.
Stayed in Alg2 for PAWS, too.
Chemistry Worked on worksheets. Had a subtitute. Our teacher is coming in on Friday.
Lunch Gamin joined us today.
AP History I got a 30/33 on my DBQ. Yay. Uh, did a very active note-taking class. She just basically made us answer questions as notes displayed on the TV. She would randomly choose who to talk about the question (names are on index cards), then she'll grade them. Uh-ohs.
Andrew had to stay after so Jay took me home.
Dude, my sister just came in and said this:
Linda: "Wanna see how crazy Ky is?"
Me: "Yeah."
Linda: "Well, I had these pictures ontop of my bookshelf. Look."
I looked, and I saw a picture of Linda with a swastika drawn on her forehead. I stared at it for a bit, then had a flashback where I remembered I drew it on because I was so pissed off.
Me: "... (laugh)."
Linda: "Isn't he so kiddish?! He was showing it to me and was like, 'Hey Linda! Look at this!' And I asked if he drew it and everything and he was like, 'Yeah.'"
Me: "(laughs harder)."
Linda: "It's so cute, isn't it?"
Oh man... good stuff.
I also saw two hickeys on my sister's neck. Gasp.