...Ah. After witnessing the revelation of my true rank through a drawn, partly fictional "manga", I looked around for other such images, and...ah. I am not sure yet what exactly these fangirls are, but they are strange and unpleasant. The majority of their creations are trash.
Trash. I don't believe anyone looks like that, the living included. I believe the fangirl was attempting to make fun of me.
Trash. Were Grimmjaw and I to fight, I would win. Otherwise our rank would mean nothing.
Trash. I am not a wolf. I do not understand why a fangirl was inclined to portray me as one.
Trash. My throat does not hurt.
...Ah?
...This one is acceptable, I suppose. Though I still do not understand why it was drawn.
[[OOC: Ulquiorra's fandom post! Fanart from
here,
here,
here,
here,
here, and
here. :D]]