I have found my new source of amusement.
Let Your Wilson Do The Walking.
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... I think I'll be doing this all day. Who else should I put in? Come on, I'm open to suggestions. Just not stupid ones.
Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Wilson.
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HA.
Wilson Keeps Going and Going.
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I bet he does.