SGA - Silence Implying Sound by trinityofone. McKay/Sheppard, R, 8550 words. Written for the Urban Legend Slash Challenge. They need to take seven and they might take yours.
"You can't have it both ways, Colonel. If you haven't had any relationships, either you're having the occasional one-night stand or you're not having sex at all."
"Rodney's anonymous correspondent would appreciate Gibran: The reality of the other person is not in what he reveals to you, but in what he cannot reveal to you. Therefore, if you would understand him, listen not to what he says but rather what he does not
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"Hypothesis: When life hands you lemons, Rodney McKay goes into anaphylactic shock while everyone else sits around drinking lemonade. Life is one big lemonade stand. Rodney is always nanoseconds away from an excruciatingly painful death."
McKay sighed and turned back. "Yes. Dr. Rodney McKay, Dean of Music at the local university. I teach musical theory and composition to students who will never amount to anything. I like long walks on the beach, and I'm a cat person. Anything else you feel like we should get out of the way
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