An acrostic tribute to the Olympics.

[bluethree]

American born champions defeat egotistical Frenchmen. Gold has imperially jeweled kings like Michael "Natural Olympian" Phelps, quite rapidly swimming through undulating viridian waters, eXemplifying young zeal.

Comments

[sailormac]

When I heard the French bragging, all I could think of was Monty Python and the Holy Grail. "I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of edelberries!"

Gold

[notr]

hamsters? Gold hauberks? Golden honey?

Re: Gold

[bluethree]

I AM FILLED WITH SHAME.

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