addendum to the cervantes lament: Dinkums is a buttfaced miscreant

Apr 01, 2007 04:15

You know whats sad? I hung on to Cervantes's little dead, shriveled body because I liked him so much. I set him up on the top of my computer desk with my various statuary and trinkets cause I just couldn't bear to throw him out ( Read more... )

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floatingmark April 2 2007, 04:34:24 UTC
Oh Amber. My condolences to you during this time of misfortune. But please take this time to reflect on your inner self and ask "Whats really going on?". Here's what you do. You sell off Dinkums to a portly, yet hungrily looking, Indian family and use those proceeds to invest into a pit bull or a mastiff or any rebuenesque sized dog that shits in the POUNDS. Believe you me, Miss Amber, doing this ought bring you spiritually closer to yourself during this time when one's self is all one really needs.

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bluevioletriot April 3 2007, 10:55:01 UTC
Are you high mark? hahaha I definitely agree with selling her off to a portly indian family. But then Abbi would kill me in my sleep!

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