haha.. i had a roommate like that in the fall semester, except she would break things when she was high and even when she wasn't. One night, I came home to a house full of smoke and some charcoal (what was once chocolate chip cookies) baked right into my brand new cookie sheets, with a post-it note that just said "FUCK!!!" slapped on top. The next morning, my cookie sheets were soaking in the bathtub (wtf?) and she had managed to knock down the hood vent above the stove by dropping a 3lb bag of sugar on it, so it was hanging on by one screw, and to top it all off, the she took the leg from my kitchen table (made of dry particle wood) and tried to prop the hood up by balancing it on the gas stove... which was lit.
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i'm so glad she's gone haha
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