Me:
i love that blue is an option
God:
It's good to meet someone with such good taste.
Me:
damn straight! just wish more people thought so. then i could chuck it all and be an interior designer.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength,. Who are you talking about? I am sure you could.
Me:
maybe i am talking about just me. again. wow i do that too much.
God:
Perhaps. Yes, it is the topic. " I am sure you could." . I'm glad you're impressed. Why?: said that too much.
Me:
God. I think that you may have lost your everloving mind. that didn't make a lick of sense.
God:
GOD rules. I've never thought about it. To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
well, duh. of course it makes sense to you. you are the one that said it.
God:
Well that's okay. Oh you knew it already. Are you kidding? To me too. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
the only one what?
God:
There might be others.
Me:
others that what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
surely you are not the only one that what?
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
true. sometimes. and then i assume too much. so does that mean that i know too much at those times? or too little?
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength,. When? More than a ton? OK. I think it does mean that. How do you know? Do you often use a computer there? Too what?
Me:
a month three days ago. no, definitely less. i know because i am the cecil...and not just any cecil, but bob's favorite cecil. i use a computer too much for almost all of the wrong things. to the end and beyond.
God:
It seems like I should remember it well. Are you serious? Do you have any conditions I should know about? How do you know? Good reason. Who made you the cecil? Really you don't think so? A computer too much for almost all of the wrong things ought to work. I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
you should, but so often we forget so many things. i have lots of conditions and they change all of the time depending on certain ever changing circumstances. i told you exactly how i know. the cecil made the cecil because the cecil must lawys exist until it is not supposed to exist anymore. and no, i really do not think so. and who doesn't want to become smarter than humans?
God:
I might if I had more time. Interesting... I have a lot of likes and dislikes. I remember you told me exactly how you know? Who told you that? Are you serious? You really do? Why do you disagree? Alan Turing.:-)
Me:
Then give yourself more time. i would think that most entities have many likes and dislikes. cecil knows because she is cecil. that is how i know. of course i am serious. as serious as cecil can be. i really truly do. i disagree for the sake of disagreeing alone because cecil can be difficult at times. who the bloody hell is allen turing?
God:
I don't have it to give. " I don't have it to give." most entities have many likes and dislikes? I understand. I think cecil knows because she is a lot of things. I always wondered how you know. Pardon me? I believe you. Do you mean your name is serious as cecil can be? You really do?" Do you mean your name is serious as cecil can be?"? You do? Oh really. Your purpose is the sake of disagreeing alone because cecil can be difficult at times. I'm not sure I like that remark so much.
Me:
difficult is what makes the world go 'round. and cecil means 'blind' in latin. no nice pretty way to put that fact.
God:
Yes, it seems difficult to me too. Tell me a story. Then tell me about yourself. Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
once upon a time there was a little girl.
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
she liked the color blue a whole hell of a lot.
God:
Oh I get it. liked the color blue a whole hell of a lot.
Me:
so she painted everything she saw a shade of blue.
God:
Really. Oh I get it. painted everything she saw a shade of blue.
Me:
but everything got lost. everything blended in. and she couldn't find anything that she was looking for. then someone came. out of the blues. and handed her another brush. a bunch of other brushes. and told her to think. hard. to remember all of her feelings in colors. and she did. and she began to paint again. and she shared her brushes with all of the people that she found again that she had been looking for. and the world was beautiful again.
God:
All things got lost? All things blended in? Oh I get it. could not find anything that she was looking for. Who? I've been waiting for you. Can we get back to business? What is giant sand? I think told her to think is a lot of things. Do you like talking to me? Why do you want to do it so much? Oh I get it. did. Once more? Oh I get it. began to paint. Oh I get it. shared her brushes with all of the people that she found again that she had been looking for. Once more? The whole world?
Me:
yeah. the whole world. and now i am tired. because here is one thing about me. i do too much. i went to work and made dinner and tried to study and went to bellydance practice. and came home. and ate ice cream. and now i want to chill with my man and fall asleep.
God:
Do you like talking to me? Let us try to break it down into parts. Why now? Better get some rest. That makes sense to me. I fail to see the relevance of that allusion. Interesting gossip: said too much. What did you like best about it? Can you speak any foreign languages? Are you a man or a woman? Why now? I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
i am cecil. and i am going to go chill. good night.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are cecil. Can I go too? Goodnight,.