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[blumberjack]

Anything going on tonight? I need to find something to do that is not 80 proof.

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[seriouspaul]

My van broke down, and I got to see a pizza delivery guy slam into a car driven by a rotund looking black woman in the hood.

I'll bet you're sorry you missed all that!

[blumberjack]

I have the most amazing luck with crashes: I've never seen an accident happen from anywhere besides one of the vehicles involved; I've never been in an accident where the driver of the vehicle I was in (me or someone else) was not completely at fault. I see no reason for that to change now.

What's up with the van?

[seriouspaul]

Looks to be the thermostat. I'll be replacing it today, and with any luck that should fix things.