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"Not one of your brilliant plans!” Leonard groaned.
"No this one is good. You're gonna love it. First we get some chocolate and get Spock to eat it. How? I haven't gotten there yet but then when he is drunk, we kiss him."
"I can see where you're going with this and you know that you can get court marshaled for that. It's called assault Jim, don't be stupid."
"But Bones... he would be so good with us. Can't you just imagine the fantastic sex we'd have if we were together."
"You know," Uhura interjected, "You could just ask him."
“I’ll be there just as soon as I get photographic evidence.” Scotty called to Nyota as she walked away from him. But first he had a job to do.
It wasn't every day that his Captain, First Officer, and CMO inadvertently left themselves open for the ship to see just how close they truly were. He stepped softly, so not to wake them. Scotty neared the three men. Each one looked peaceful, wrapped in each others embrace. They'd be fit to be tied later, realizing they fell asleep in rec room 5 but now they just smiled. And Jim snored.
Jim never meant for this to happen.
He never meant to hurt the one person who he cared about most in the whole world. But somehow he had. Part of him wanted to say it wasn't his fault. He'd been drunk after all. But that wasn't an excuse, not for something like this. Bones was never going to forgive him. Never. He had cheated and that's all there was to it. Jim sighed unhappily under Spock's arm, tears welling up in his eyes.
"Hey, I can hear your brain working from over."
Shooting up, Jim asked, "Bones you're here too?!"
"I thought you two were getting it on." Jim said as he walked into the room.
"You are mistaken Captain. We have been merely kissing to occupy the time."
"Oh yeah... I see." Jim said, even though it was clear that he didn't.
"Oh, get over here." Leonard waved him over and when Jim hesitated, the doctor stood and forcibly pulled his Captain to the couch he and the First Officer occupied. He forced Jim to sit down between them.
Jim's eyes went wide, confused by what was going on.
"We weren't going to start without you." Spock kissed him.
Scotty didn't wait to see who won-- he ran.
He didn't notice the good doctor stay behind, a knowing smile gracing his lips. Leonard loved watching his boys bicker; it made him hot inside and out. The sooner he got them back to Jim's quarters the better. Then he'd be able to tear their clothes off of them and enjoy what god gave them. He could picture himself pressing kisses along Jim's spine while Spock took him from behind. His smile grew and before the other men could protest he'd thrown out their food and pulled them towards the door.
“That still doesn’t explain how Bones got me and Spock pregnant!”
"Please, you infant, we're not going over the birds and bees!" Bones snarled as he looked from his head nurse to his two lovers.
"At least, it seems that they were conceived around the same time so the babies should arrive close together."
"And how many children are we expecting, Nurse?" Spock asked, the most calm out of the three men involved.
"Well..." Nurse Chapel gulped nervously, "The Captain here is having twins. And you Commander..." She paused dramatically. "You're expecting triplets. So that's five children in total. Congratulations..."