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Unfortunately, it seemed it was completely off in who actually liked who.
"You thought I had a crush on Pike?" Bones asked, his voice getting progressively louder. "Are you out of your mind. I'm in love with you, you damned fool! But now I have to go out with Christopher because you already arranged it. Of all the-" Bones poked him in the chest. "Jim you have to be the most blind starship captain in the entire fleet. I've wanted you for over 5 years!"
"You know, that Captain, he is happier when you come to the bridge to see him. His eyes get large and he smiles more. It makes us all happy to see him happy and not angry with us for anything. You, I think, are very good for him."
Leonard blushes at the awkward praise. He and Jim have been friends forever. But Leonard has given up the hope that they could ever be more.
"He will kill me for telling you this, yes, but he told me, that he loves you." It’s all that Leonard wants to hear Chekov say.
McCoy considered the expanse of space between trees. This would be the perfect place for a hammock. He hadn't planned on spending shore leave in Iowa but his ex was going on vacation and taking their daughter with her. He was sure that she'd planned it this way. But for the umpteenth time Jim had saved him from himself and invited him to join him in Iowa. Leonard hadn't hesitated to go with the younger man. Hell, he would go anywhere for him. Now he just had to convince Jim to get in the hammock with him to 'thank him.'
Leonard cringed as Jim volunteered to sing next. He hated karaoke! There was nothing worse than drunk tone deaf fools getting up on stage and forcing themselves into the spotlight. Well the last part was probably what got Jim involved - he loved having all the attention on him.
Jim sauntered up to the stage and Leonard discreetly stood and headed for the exit. He really didn't want to hear Jim sing. He got enough of it when Jim sang in the shower and it wasn't pretty. The music started and Leonard gulped awkwardly.
"Hit me baby one more time!"
“I don’t know but let’s re-enact possibilities ‘til we hit on something recognizable?”
Leonard rolled his eyes, though the action made his stomach swim. He was about to berate the younger man when he felt a hand travel up his thigh.
Jim's eyebrows waggled in amusement as he gently gripped McCoy's growing erection. Jim stroked him until he was bucking against him.
"Ok, I guess that's an idea I can get behind." Shifting so that Jim could still stoke him, Leonard leaned down and kissed his Captain's lips. "What do you say Jimmy? You gonna let me get behind you?"
Then it hit him.
Jim rubbed his cheek, a half frown half pout gracing his features. "Did your tail really just smack me?"
"Yeah, sorry about that." Bones at least had the decency to look sheepish when he continued, "It seems to have a mind of its own." Leonard's tail suddenly reached forward to pull Jim closer to the doctor. The pull was so quick that Jim had to put his hands on Bones' chest to keep from knocking them both over. Then Jim squeaked when the tail wedged its way into his pants and pressed harshly at his anus.
"Whatever happened to a Doctor doing no harm!”
"Yeah well if you wouldn't get yourself hurt all the time, you'd have nothing to worry about."
"But I'm not hurt!" Jim insisted. "I'm just a girl." He shrugged.
"Fine, you may not be bleeding, dying or losing a limb, but these," he gestured to Jim's breasts, "are not normal!" Then Leonard cupped Jim's vagina and almost moaned at the loss of the familiar bulge.
Before he could pull his hand away, Jim crossed his legs, effectively trapping Leonard's hand where it was. "I think we should try out these new parts."
Jim hurt. Pretty much from the bellybutton down, he just felt numb and sore. Groaning he sat on the biobed, hoping for anything to get rid of the pain.
Instead of giving him a hypo, Leonard just laughed. "You know, you big baby, that real women go through this every month. Cramps are normal."
"There is no way this is normal!" Jim wanted to shout but refrained from doing so. "It hurts so bad!" He moaned pitifully. "Come on Bones, you gotta give me something."
"The only thing I gotta do is pound myself into you... when your periods done."
Arrows were flying all over the place and the chance of getting hit by friendly fire was on the rise. Ducking behind a boulder, Jim pulled Bones down to protect him.
"Damned to alls hell Jim, the shit you get us into, fuck!" Leonard bellowed partly out of fear and partly out of anger. "One of these day's you are going to get us hurt or worse yet killed! Awe, fuck, are you hurt? You're bleeding." Leonard ripped his shirt to tie the cloth around Jim's bleeding arm.
“I’m not hurt, because when I’m with you nothing can touch me.”
Sulu and Kirk were surveying a new planet, bored out of their minds. Standing at a cliff's precipice, they looked out at the landing party. Below them, McCoy's eyes rolled back in his head. As Leonard fell to the ground he wondered how long it would take for Jim to get to him.
Jim ran over to his lover, worry all over his face. "Bones?!" he asked, wrapping an arm around the older man and pulling his body onto his lap. "Bones?" he asked again, scared. Without thinking, Jim kissed Bones. He smiled, relieved when Leonard looked up at him.
Sometimes their missions were boring and sometimes they were dangerous. Sometimes they were outright weird and sometimes they were like Pinkutus III. Before they had been allowed to start working out peace treaties they had been expected to drink some pink concoction. It made Jim feel all loose and free and gave him the hardest wood he'd ever experienced. So what did he do? Well he grabbed his doctor and stuck it where the sun don't shine. He had to do the Pinkutsian's customs justice. He hardly noticed the audience or the fact that the seemed to be keeping score.
Now that he had Jim, he never wanted to let him go. It was about time that their friendship progressed to something more. They'd been basically glued at the ship their entire time at the academy and now they were in space together. Leonard pushed Jim back onto the bed and pulled off his shirt. Then he attacked the pale skin, trailing kisses up Jim's chest and licking his nipples.
"This is forever," he said meeting Jim's eyes.
"Hell yeah it is!" Jim countered and with ease you only get from combat training, flipped Leonard onto his back. "You're mine!"
"Bones what? What's wrong?" Jim looked over his doctor for any scrapes or bruises, but did not see anything.
“No I meant that you and me, I think we have a problem.” He gestured to the tribesmen surrounding him. About thirty men with sharp rocks at the end of sticks had appears from out of the trees and Leonard could not see any way for them to escape.
"Son of a bitch!" Jim wailed as he put his hands up in a defensive manner. How did he always manage to get them into these situations? "Um, we come in peace..."
Jim groans. Leonard bites his ass and Jim groans again. He struggles against the bindings on his arms but can't move an inch.
"Stop struggling," Leonard commands, his lips suddenly next to Jim's ear.
"Please..." One little word and it is all Jim can manage. His cock is aching and all he wants is to be to able to stroke himself to completion. But no, Bones won't allow him that. Bones won't allow him to come first.
"You're mine pretty boy," Leonard purrs. He roughly twists one of Jim's nipples and the younger man cries out in pain and pleasure.
"Let's see I remember going to Scotty's. We played poker, had a couple beers and the rest is a blur."
"A couple beers?" Bones asks incredulously. "Jim you drank us all under the table and then some. Every time we tried to cut you off, you'd throw a punch and run around till you got your hands on one. You're a fast son of a bitch! And thank you for this by the way." Bones gestures to his black eye. "Love you too."
"Awe Bones, I am so sorry! Once this hangover goes away, I'll make it up to you!"
Bones pulled Jim down to the bed with him and started to kiss him. Trailing his fingers along the waist band of Jim's brief, he teased the younger man by just dipping his fingers inside closer to Jim's erection before pulling away. It was shore leave and they had all the time in the world. Unless Spock interrupted again. Silently Leonard prayed that wouldn't be the case. The last four times he had the opportunity to enjoy his lover's embrace, Spock managed to need something signed, had a message from Starfleet, or got himself kidnapped, forcing Jim to rescue him.
"Holy shit you're hot! Leonard exclaimed when he touched Jim's forehead. Quickly he ran to the bathroom and turned on the faucet to the tub. "Come on Darlin,' Leonard tried to pull Jim from the bed but he was dead weight. "Come on, we got to get your temperature down and fast." He pulled again. "Baby, I know you're hurting something fierce, but work with me please." He finally managed to get Jim off the bed and headed back towards the quickly filling tub. Leaning Jim against the toilet, he pulled off Jim's pajamas and helped him into the water.
'Being sick sucks but Bones is the worst patient ever!' Jim gripes as he carries a tray of piping hot tomato soup and goldfish crackers into their quarters. He could have gone to their replicator but he had wanted to get away from the big baby for a few minutes. Looking at the bed, Jim could see a large lump covered with blankets.
"Hey sexy, I brought you something to eat," Jim tries to keep his tone light as he nears the bed. "Come on, you must be starving."
A head pops up. Bones sniffles, sucking his thumb. "Fuck you."
"I'm in."
"I'm in? That's how you respond when your boyfriend of nearly three years asks you to marry him? That's how you respond to the man who has given you more hangover hypos than he can count, snuck you onto the Enterprise, who takes care of you every time you're hurting, wakes up next you every morning, goes to sleep next to you every night, suffers through your damn fetishes, like red heels and fishnets, and makes you eat your vegetables so that you don't croak before you're fifty?"
"No that's how I respond to the man I love."
"What do you think?"
"What do I think? What do I think!" Bones nearly shrieked. "I think you have gone completely off the deep end, that's what I think." Leonard paused and took a calming breath. Then he looked at the picture again. "This is really what you want to do? There's no going back from this. You can't return her like clothes that don't fit right. She'd be ours."
Jim took the picture out of Bones' hand and looked happily at the picture of the little girl with blue eyes and chubby cheek. "I think she'll fit just fine."
"We could keep her," Bones said quietly. "We don't have to, if you're not ready. We're still young, got plenty of time to adopt. I don't want to pressure you... But if we are going to keep her there is a lot of paperwork that needs to be done."
“Perhaps we should,” Jim said, looking down at the little baby in his arms, "Think of names?"
Leonard breathed out a happy sigh at Jim's question. "Yeah sure Darlin.' That's a great idea. How you feel about Elizabeth Rae?" Reaching awkwardly over the baby Leonard pulled Jim close and kissed him.
"I know what I ate the first time around, I don't need to -"
"I know Darlin', morning sickness is a bitch." Leonard leaned over Jim and rubbed his back. "I hate seeing you like this."
"Let's switch. You can get beat up from the inside, have to pee every five minutes, and suffer through, not three months like you first told me, but seven months of puking up everything that goes down."
"I would if I could..."
"Bah! I bet you said that to Jocelyn too and yet here you are with me and you're still not knocked up."
"No, baby, of course not!" Leonard said softly as he held his nearly sleeping son to his chest. "Prince Bones didn't kill the dragon. No, after he kindly asked the dragon to let Prince Jim go," Leonard turned to glare at his husband when Jim snickered at the story. "Prince Bones climbed to the highest tower to free his love. Then they kissed."
"Yuck!" David complained, drowsily. Jim snickered again.
"And they lived happily ever after." Leonard finished. "And now it is time for all good little Princes to go to sleep."
"Tell it to me again Daddy, pretty please..."
“Because it’s what couples do,” Jim said with a grin.
"No Jim, on this one I am pretty sure you are mistaken."
"Awe come on Bones. I've always wanted a tattoo but could never think of what to get."
"Maybe that was a hint that you shouldn't get one..." Leonard rolled his eyes.
"Maybe," Jim conceded. "But now I know what I want. Well I know what we should get. I'm gonna get 'Bones' on my ass. You can get 'Property of James T. Kirk' on yours."
"I really think you have lost your mind." Leonard left the tattoo parlor.
and cause this one doesn't really fit with the above:
"Why didn't you put the sign up?" Leonard yelled as he struggled to grab his clothes and keep his dangly bits covered at the same time.
"Sorry..." Jim replied calmly, not even bothering to move from the floor. At least he'd had the decency to grab a book to cover himself.
"I am so sorry-" Leonard tried as he ducked behind a counter but the customer was having none of it. The woman turned on her heel and stormed out of the book store. "Good job Jim. That's another customer we lost cause you can't keep it in your pants!"