Oh, many is the time where I have taken my paycheck to the bank, cashed it, and then used it to either purchase cologne or pay back the cologne-related debts I had accumulated in the month since my last paycheck. OH COLOGNE, WHY DO YOU CAST SUCH A SMELLY SPELL ON ME?
Seriously, if you get so desperate for cologne that you have to steal it, you should drink it and put yourself out of your stinky misery.
do not take it back..do not go pay for it, it seems like the right thing, but take it from a person who shoplifted for years..my friends tried to do the right thing once and confess, ended up getting arrested and getting a 5000 dollar fine and got banned from the store..the punishment is so much worse for confessing, just dont do it again if you feel so bad about it
No, you should go back, give them the bottl eof swill you stole and never wear cologne again. What the fuck would posses you to wear colgne? Do you know how disgusting cologne is? It causes actual physical side effects. Head aches, nausea, blurred vision, flipper babies. Fucking yuck.
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Seriously, if you get so desperate for cologne that you have to steal it, you should drink it and put yourself out of your stinky misery.
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