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好想吃MacDonalds的doublecheese burger。
可恶的麦当劳竟然在公共假日关门不做我的生意。
只有Subway开着，可我讨厌吃昂贵的面包。
幸好Office里有老板买的方便面，不然老衲今天要饿肚子。
哈哈哈，爱死她了！
就这样老衲边吃着暖呼呼的爱心泡面，边写着格文。
世间还有比这更美的事吗？
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to quote a gay on fashion
"If I am occasionally a little over-dressed, I make up for it by being always immensely over-educated." Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
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救命啊！
老妈从晚间10时开始念咒,
一晃，12时30分。
她还在念…
真的要疯掉了！
千万别小看这咒，
它不是你熟悉的紧箍咒，大悲咒。
而是老妈独家自创的灭世咒。
可怜老衲的头在此刻快要炸开了。
惨了，漫漫长夜该怎么过。 -
朋友们，久违了
老衲退隐深山，闭关静修有好一段日子。
朋友们，安好无恙吧？
闭关这段日子，经常有朋友跑到老衲隐居的黑洞口前，呐喊：
＂他妈的，你想封键盘封到甚么时候？＂
好好好，老衲今晚就重出江湖。
再次为了排谴江湖朋友的寂寞而努力。 -
Writer's Block: Smashed
Ex 亲爱的's (aka EQAD) head!! I'd then shove the crowbar up her size-10 vajayjay for safekeeping! *giggles* -
conversation with airhead
[18:17] US airhead:
hi
[18:17] US airhead:
can't sleep?
[18:18] blur_fcuk:
eh, sleeping NOW
[18:18] US airhead:
ah. yes. i see that
[18:18] US airhead:
why haven't you been sleeping at night?
[18:18] US airhead:
ur experiments not working?
[18:19] blur_fcuk:
nah, my experiments only work at night!
[18:19] US airhead:
issit?
[18:19] blur_fcuk:
*nods
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hiv is an urban legend
Dr. Heinz Ludwig Sänger, Emeritus Professor of Molecular Biology and Virology at the Max-Planck-Institutes for Biochemy in Munchen said,
"Up to today there is actually no single scientifically really convincing evidence for the existence of HIV. Not even once such a retrovirus has been isolated and purified by the methods of classical virology."
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