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Interrogation Memes from the Neo-Future
Feb 05, 2005 18:50
An interactive fiction. An electric shock will be delivered via your keyboard for failure to answer (
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anonymous
February 6 2005, 05:42:18 UTC
1) Why are you here? to figure out what 42 means
2) Who sent you? the mice
3) Confess. i really do like cheese
4) Are you or have you ever been a member of the communist party? no, i've never worked for walmart
5) Are you or have you ever been a homosexual? nope
6) Confess. i like salt and vinegar too
7) Why are you here? to test your shock thingie
8) Who sent you? division 6
9) What are you so afraid of? the truth
10) Why should I believe you? you can't handle the truth
11) Are you telling the truth? i am...from a certain point of view
12) Confess. i'm a nerd
13) Do you want this all to stop? yeah, that'd be nice
14) Why haven’t you gotten more people to read Pulp Decameron? never heard of pulp decameron until a few hours ago, i swear
15) Confess. maybe i knew them in a another life, when i was a dolphin OUCH!
16) Confess. ok, i wasn't a dolphin, i was a squirel, happy now?
17) Confess. maybe that's why i'm such a fan of cashews....all these food answers must mean i'm hungry
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anonymous
February 6 2005, 06:37:58 UTC
1) Why are you here? I have nowhere else to go.
2) Who sent you? I wandered in on my own.
3) Confess. I'm actually lying to you.
4) Are you or have you ever been a member of the communist party? Long ago.
5) Are you or have you ever been a homosexual? I had a dream once that I was.
6) Confess. I'm considering telling you the truth.
7) Why are you here? The communists sent me.
8) Who sent you? I already told you.
9) What are you so afraid of? Dying in a mediocre way.
10) Why should I believe you? You shouldn't.
11) Are you telling the truth? I am now.
12) Confess. I'm chewing a stick of Doublemint gum right now.
13) Do you want this all to stop? In time.
14) Why haven’t you gotten more people to read Pulp Decameron? They threatened to take my gum away if I did.
15) Confess. I don't really like Doublemint gum, but it's all I have.
16) Confess. I don't believe in the Easter Bunny.
17) Confess. This isn't the first time I've considered myself a communist.
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2) Who sent you? the mice
3) Confess. i really do like cheese
4) Are you or have you ever been a member of the communist party? no, i've never worked for walmart
5) Are you or have you ever been a homosexual? nope
6) Confess. i like salt and vinegar too
7) Why are you here? to test your shock thingie
8) Who sent you? division 6
9) What are you so afraid of? the truth
10) Why should I believe you? you can't handle the truth
11) Are you telling the truth? i am...from a certain point of view
12) Confess. i'm a nerd
13) Do you want this all to stop? yeah, that'd be nice
14) Why haven’t you gotten more people to read Pulp Decameron? never heard of pulp decameron until a few hours ago, i swear
15) Confess. maybe i knew them in a another life, when i was a dolphin OUCH!
16) Confess. ok, i wasn't a dolphin, i was a squirel, happy now?
17) Confess. maybe that's why i'm such a fan of cashews....all these food answers must mean i'm hungry
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2) Who sent you? I wandered in on my own.
3) Confess. I'm actually lying to you.
4) Are you or have you ever been a member of the communist party? Long ago.
5) Are you or have you ever been a homosexual? I had a dream once that I was.
6) Confess. I'm considering telling you the truth.
7) Why are you here? The communists sent me.
8) Who sent you? I already told you.
9) What are you so afraid of? Dying in a mediocre way.
10) Why should I believe you? You shouldn't.
11) Are you telling the truth? I am now.
12) Confess. I'm chewing a stick of Doublemint gum right now.
13) Do you want this all to stop? In time.
14) Why haven’t you gotten more people to read Pulp Decameron? They threatened to take my gum away if I did.
15) Confess. I don't really like Doublemint gum, but it's all I have.
16) Confess. I don't believe in the Easter Bunny.
17) Confess. This isn't the first time I've considered myself a communist.
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