Pairs of Words I Would Like to Someday See Myself Described As

[blurstoftimes]

"Local riffraff"

"Gunnery Sergeant"

"Perennial contender"

"Eccentric billionaire"

"Fifth Beatle"

"Shark guru"

Feel free to add your own because that's what the internet is all about.

Comments

[blurstoftimes]

"Mad scientist" is a good one and I have already described you as "faggot nigger" on several occasions.

[bilan]

"rear admiral"

That is the best, probably only because it sounds like a euphemism for "faggot nigger."

[bubblemonologue]

for you--

"pillow biter"

"offensive slang"

"don cheadle"

[blurstoftimes]

Guys can't be pillow biters when they have sex with girls

I don't get it

[squee777]

"nacho sex-er"
"hip-hop genie"

[dirtyindiewear]

flagrant violator