I've compiled a list of the greatest 80's movies. Here it is ( Read more... )

registering for classes blows

Guess what was going on when this was said:

"I was just gang-banged by penguins!"

I just quit Chuck E. Cheese. I didn't do my victory dance yet. I'm waiting for Sunday, my last day. So if any of you want massive amounts of free tokens and free drinks, come to CEC Sunday from 1-4.

I'm off to take a drug test and buy more Tylenol Sinus. Today marks the end of a long Hell, where the part of Satan is played by a 7 foot mouse.

Cory:
"You smell easy"

My mother officially likes Cory better than she likes me. I wont rant about the specifics, but I would just like to point out that my home life has reached an all time low.

I've been adjusting to a lot. I'm adjusting to Cory living with me (I love you!), I'm adjusting to college, I'm adjusting to my new goals and what they will mean for my social and financial life, I've been adjusting to the fact that I no longer drink coffee, and adjusting to my new strategy against my mother. Its all been causing a lot more stress ( Read more... )

I'm in Rhode Island!

I wish I could stay here forever.

at about 3:30 this morning I was sitting in the floor in the hall petting my cat, and I see on the second to the last shelf in the linen closet is an empty whisky bottle. Anyone want to venture a guess at how an empty whisky bottle ended up hidden in the linen closet ( Read more... )

...and I think its time to spice it up ( Read more... )