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[blutendimpulsge]

Rebecca's sense of humor is greatly deviated. I'm going to smell of apples for a week, one fears. Revenge was had, but whipped cream in the eye hardly seemed to daunt her in the slightest. There is the suspicion she's deliberately using up the hot water, and apple smoothie is drying in my hair. Madoc seems to think it makes me edible. Wunderbar

Comments

[amerimnos]

Apples and whipped cream? Kvasir, darling, it sounds like you're having a marvelous time.

[blutendimpulsge]

Amusing, true, but I fear it pales to whatever thoughts you entertain.

[amerimnos]

Truth be told, dear, a number of things pale in comparison to my thoughts.

Who might this Rebecca be, hm?

[blutendimpulsge]

I hold faith in such.

A friend of late.

[Locked]

[thesoulbound]

Glad to hear you're doing well, Kvasir. I've missed a good food fight.

[Locked]

[blutendimpulsge]

Hardly a fight, as I was caught quite unawares and we both know how well I fair at fighting with anything but words.

[Locked]

[thesoulbound]

But you had fun and that's what counts. ...unless you two dropped eggs. Those are the most difficult things to clean up.

[Locked]

[blutendimpulsge]

No eggs, thankfully. However, smoothie from hair is proving equally difficult. Don't make me prove it either.

[biverbam]

Had apples once. Whole crate, but didn't throw them.

[blutendimpulsge]

They hurt if they hit right.

[biverbam]

Shouldn't throw them unmashed.

[blutendimpulsge]

Normally one doesn't throw them at all. Too much like casting stones.

[wannabesanta]

Glad you're enjoying company there. ^^

But getting it on with the lady I see. Huh. Huh, huh? :D

How do you do it?

[blutendimpulsge]

Nothing quite so crude, I assure you. No carnal acts.

Converse? With words generally.

[wannabesanta]

Oh...

I don't have a problem in that department now

Just glad you be alright. Is all.

I mean are you alright?

It seems like it's been awhile since we last spoke now, eh.

[blutendimpulsge]

Pinnacle of divine constitution.

[samriprosecutor]

Apple smoothie? How delectable.

[blutendimpulsge]

For some. Usually being eaten helps that argument. It's not making a very stirring case for shampoo.

[samriprosecutor]

Apple extract can actually be an effective and refreshing ingredient in a shampoo. Though, an apple smoothie isn't quite the same.

[blutendimpulsge]

If one squints and turns their head, perchance they are the same. Refreshing? Dear heart, don't tell me our discourse is going to descend to the finer points of hair maintenance.