Ich bin frei!

[blutendimpulsge]

Never in my life has such...That wretched beast of a deity. My pantheon saw fit to kidnap me from my home some weeks prior. It was not a pleasant affair. My arms ache and I'm rather bruised, all because Thor sees fit to abuse contracts. Mjolnir is not a light weapon and I am hardly suitable for lugging the useless lump around. Hate is too strong a

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[bertiewwooster]

Kvasir, old fruit! I'd begun to wonder where you'd biffed off to. My sincerest sympathies in re. the familial issues. Or- pantheon...ial, if that's what they are. B. Wooster can empathise, I assure you.

[blutendimpulsge]

More the latter. I hold no familial ties, bound with blood. Quite troublesome regardless. Thank you for the sentiment, dear heart.

((Pretend he commented last night instead of commenting from the plane this morning. :P))

[samriprosecutor]

It sounds as though your abduction was considerably more trying than mine. Impressive.

[blutendimpulsge]

Perchance, merely different threads of the same misery. I hardly find such impressive, merely annoying.

[samriprosecutor]

Unless you were a large, rather furry animal during your abduction, it wasn't quite the same misery. Though mine was neither as prolonged nor as strenuous as yours. I suppose I should consider myself fortunate in that regard.

[blutendimpulsge]

Pack mule is a type of mammalian, however I lack the fur. Fortune indeed, dear heart, Thor's presence is weighted enough to drag down one's IQ. You're lucky you shouldn't have suffered that.