Sex Ed the GOB Bluth Way Syllabus
Hello and welcome to Sex Ed the GOB Bluth Way. In this class you will be learning about sexual relations, art, and culture from a master of all of these: me, GOB Bluth.
Every week, you'll hear a lecture from me, GOB Bluth, and then work with some sort of interactive activity where you'll work with what you learned from me, GOB Bluth. If you complete the workshop, you should be able to have a lot of fun screwing the brains out of anyone you want. If you don't, good luck getting lucky, loser.
Schedule
Week 1. Foreplay and Why You Don't Need It
Week 2. Drinking: A.K.A. When One of You Is Out of the Other's League
Week 3. Algebra in Sex: 2 + U = Yippee!
Week 4. Ways to Avoid Concussions During Sex
Week 5. Prostitution: How Not to Pick Up a Cop
Week 6. Filming: A Terrible Mistake, and What to Do When You've Made It
Week 7. The Morning After: Escaping With Dignity and/or Your Pants
Roster
Zack Addy
Pam Beesly
Dick Casablancas
Donatello
Door
Isabel Evans
Hawley Griffin
Henry Jekyll
Kou Leifoh
Summer Roberts
Willow Rosenberg
Chad Sado
Inara Serra
Miley Stewart
Johnny Storm
Naomi Wildman
[OOC: The so-called "interactive activities" are intended to be completely work safe, as disappointing as that may seem for a Sex Ed class. Still, this is sex ed, so it shouldn't be too surprising if people go slightly NSFW with language.
Also, please be warned, if you are female, GOB may hit on you. If you OOCly don't want to deal with that just let me know and GOB will back off, possibly because your character is ugly or a bitch. GOB calling someone either of these is not an accurate depiction of them, of course, they are merely excuses.
It will be easy to get detentions from GOB for damn near anything. Just let me know in the OOC thread of that week's post and he'll nail you for something.
Finally, if GOB actually manages to teach something, it will be by sheer luck. That said, he may actually manage to teach something. Don't faint if this happens or GOB may run away in horror.]
Every week, you'll hear a lecture from me, GOB Bluth, and then work with some sort of interactive activity where you'll work with what you learned from me, GOB Bluth. If you complete the workshop, you should be able to have a lot of fun screwing the brains out of anyone you want. If you don't, good luck getting lucky, loser.
Schedule
Week 1. Foreplay and Why You Don't Need It
Week 2. Drinking: A.K.A. When One of You Is Out of the Other's League
Week 3. Algebra in Sex: 2 + U = Yippee!
Week 4. Ways to Avoid Concussions During Sex
Week 5. Prostitution: How Not to Pick Up a Cop
Week 6. Filming: A Terrible Mistake, and What to Do When You've Made It
Week 7. The Morning After: Escaping With Dignity and/or Your Pants
Roster
Zack Addy
Pam Beesly
Dick Casablancas
Donatello
Door
Isabel Evans
Hawley Griffin
Henry Jekyll
Kou Leifoh
Summer Roberts
Willow Rosenberg
Chad Sado
Inara Serra
Miley Stewart
Johnny Storm
Naomi Wildman
[OOC: The so-called "interactive activities" are intended to be completely work safe, as disappointing as that may seem for a Sex Ed class. Still, this is sex ed, so it shouldn't be too surprising if people go slightly NSFW with language.
Also, please be warned, if you are female, GOB may hit on you. If you OOCly don't want to deal with that just let me know and GOB will back off, possibly because your character is ugly or a bitch. GOB calling someone either of these is not an accurate depiction of them, of course, they are merely excuses.
It will be easy to get detentions from GOB for damn near anything. Just let me know in the OOC thread of that week's post and he'll nail you for something.
Finally, if GOB actually manages to teach something, it will be by sheer luck. That said, he may actually manage to teach something. Don't faint if this happens or GOB may run away in horror.]