The Bluth Yacht, late Monday morning

[bluth_illusions]

GOB was awake. He was also staring at his calendar. For the life of him, he couldn't figure out why today's date was circled. It was starting to bother him

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[lesssexthanmiho]

"What?" Becky asked sleepily, still mostly not awake and curled up in bed.

[bluth_illusions]

"We've been screwing for six months as of tonight," GOB said, looking at the calendar.

He made note of the really important anniversaries, clearly.

[lesssexthanmiho]

"...how do you know?" Becky asked, blinking.

[bluth_illusions]

"I marked it on my calendar," GOB said. "It's a habit I picked up years ago so I didn't forget important dates just in case."