003 - Lessons In Fuckedville; Episode Two

[blutsbund]

Okay, if I wanted everything to smell girly, I'd go to a goddamn whorehouse. Seriously.

Fucking flowers.

Edit: Okay. I take that back. It's weird, but it could be worse. It could be huge gloopy piles of...I dunno, hair gel.

Son Of Edit: That's it, I'm making myself a lei.

Comments

[notyourrookie]

When life gives you lemons, huh?

[blutsbund]

I think it's more a sign I'm going out of my mind.

[notyourrookie]

Wouldn't be surprised, in a place like this.

[blutsbund]

Between you and me, I'm not so sure if it's the place itself or the people.

[thorn_or_rose]

Well, it stands to reason that's the only lei you're gonna get. Ever.

[blutsbund]

Not as long as I got my girl Palmala.

[thorn_or_rose]

Oh, and her five sisters? It hardly counts.

[blutsbund]

It counts enough if it stands to reason that's all I'm ever going to get, ever. It saves me from possibly contracting the retardese that's floating around, and I know just what I like, you dig?