001 - Fucking what.

[blutsbund]

I dunno, maybe it's just me, but...

This is some seriously fucked up shit.

I want Lady and beer and pizza and a porno.

Comments

[askmalice]

It's not just you. You happen to wake up feeling like your body's been run over a few thousand times, and with wings? If so, then no, it's not just you feelin' things are entirely fucked over.

[blutsbund]

Well apparently I am with all the happy hippy dippy bullshit I'm seeing all over this goddamn thing.

[askmalice]

I was hoping that someone that's been here a while would be helpful, but I guess a girl can't be too hopeful. Maybe there's something in the water? That's why they're all happy hippy dippy and shit. Or they could be one of those annoying eternal optimists. In any case, this fucking blows.

[blutsbund]

...I think I'm just gonna go find a nice big puddle to drown myself in because, to be honest? I'm not sure I want to know. Especially if it's a bunch of fucking eternal optimists. Shit gives me the fucking creeps.

[feathergrace]

Oh dear. You sound agitated.

Do you need any help, dear?

[blutsbund]

Fukkawha.

[feathergrace]

...M-my apologies, I am not familiar with that term...

[reversedarkness]

Yea, pretty much...

[blutsbund]

At least somebody fucking agrees with me.

[reversedarkness]

Definitely.

[quarkleader]

That's certainly a frank way to describe it.

[blutsbund]

Sorry I didn't pretty it all up for you.

[quarkleader]

Oh, well, let me apologise because I don't remember asking you to tone it down!

[blutsbund]

See, but the problem there would be the point that I don't give a flying fuck either way.

[quitemysterious]

Amusing, isn't it?

[blutsbund]

Yeah, not exactly the word I'd pick for it, thanks.

[quitemysterious]

I meant you're amusing.