If I get run over by a semi this evening, who will delete my facebook and myspace accounts?  Will they be there forever?  Would you cancel your online friendship with me?    

Step 1: Create filth.  There are myriads of ways to accomplish this.  Use your creativity ( Read more... )

A reaction to the first few chapters of Chuck Klosterfuck's (why is it all writer's whose first name is Chuck have a last name I couldn't possibly pronounce or spell?)  Sex, Drugs and Cocoapuffs:

1- I am acheingly aware that I have some Coldplay's CD's, yet I want to make it known that all but one of them have been burned and not bought.  And that ( Read more... )

My parent's were very generous with me, they took me to a lot of places in my life.  New York City, San Fran, Yosemite, Seattle, Portland, England, Scotland, Germany, Austria, Italy.  Their generosity was best because it never came with any guilt, they were happy to do it.  They wanted to show me what they could, and that made them happy.  But this ( Read more... )

Pop :  It popped into my head that if we have only eight of forty-eight ice creams, and the man driving the delivery truck never came to work, we should probably just close the store ( Read more... )

a parody of eliot's the four quartets:

no is yes
and no at the same time
and also yes
flowers and fire
i live in england

i try to live an honest life.   when i piss, and the piss runs off my butt cheeks, that makes me laugh.  Also, because of my abstinence from masturbation, my area has been throbbing all day.

if the fire and the rose are one.  end and ( Read more... )

i set goals. and i follow through. like i've curbed biting my nails.  and i bought a 6 pack and i'm halfway through number five.  that is progress.

reasons for progress

1- i talked to amy today.  old friend.  more pain than anyone i know.  i want to be her super hero.  i want to believe that healing is possible.  i'm not sure whether this about her ( Read more... )

Whenever you have the urge to "go out", please resist.  You will run into people who you don't really know that you drank with ages ago who want to say hi and chit chat, and frankly it is dull and depressing.  And should you make eye contact with that person and exchange pleasantries, or has enough time past just to pretend each other don't exist ( Read more... )

It took her an hour and a half to do work that should have taken thirty minutes.  And I had to stay an extra hour after I told her to scram to finish doing the work she claimed to have done.  For the girl I will fire as as soon as I get the chance, a haiku:

You have to go more
Than me after the morning's
First cigarette break

The waxy coloring agent and I have something in common: we both lack subtlety.  
While sketching my neighbor's house across the street yesterday, I had a fun idea.  Why not draw people's houses in crayons and leave the pictures taped to their front door?  
Why not indeed.