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FUCK ME BACON CHOCOLATE

Chef Boyardee canned macaroni and cheese ( Read more... )

I love it when my boss's cousin from NYC (who works a cosmetic counter at Barney's) gives my boss a huge bo* filled with free cosmetic samples! She always gives me all the perfumes and any duplicates or shades she can't wear! Thank you, random lady!!

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I'm not sad, I just thought that plastic robots couldn't die, and therefore am scared as I can only assume the apolcalypse is nigh.

Tea sandwiches and 1,000 pastries it is. Apparantly Victorians only ate pastries or Christmas dinners that take a week of effort, or something easy, like a hog's head or turtle soup. According to the internet I some suet, a cleaver, a roaring fire, holly for decor and a gold coin thrown into everything for superstitious good luck. So fucking ( Read more... )

I have it finalized with my boss and yes, Donna, I can make it the weekend of Sept 19th for the pony party! I am so e*cited, love you, I want to buy one of your little hats for the occasion, and tell me if I can bring anything/cook while I'm down there! It would be so cute to do Victorian stuff like plum pudding or pheasant. Not sure how I'd ( Read more... )

My soon to be roommate taking me ne*t week to get a...

DRIVER'S LEARNING PERMIT!

Enjoying the first oyster I ever shucked. I feel like I completed a large goal even though it was just a little one. I don't know what I'd do without my oyster-shucking knife.