Im So Sad I pee'd a Little

[blzzrdofozz]

Nobody has expressed an interest in starring in my movie. No one has even commented on it. I am sad now. I pee...just a little....just enough to be noticeable when I'm trying to convince young girls to explore the wide world of sexual gratification with me.

Comments

[shehasagun]

Well, I thought it was assumed I would be the damn star of this movie. I mean, come on, it is me we're talking about! I better get the best dressing room or you can forget it, and you know people won't watch the movie unless I'm in it.

*snaps out of diva mood* Uh...

[blzzrdofozz]

Well of course your the star but unfortunately you must still audition like everyone else. its only fair.