A Brief History of BENCORP.

[bmiller21]

I am not, by nature, a shrewd businessman. I am prone to occasional foolish expenditures, poor fiscal planning, and a general timidity regarding words like bonds, futures, and interest. I also have a mild allergic response to numbered forms. However, I am possessed by a mystical and irrational desire to own something, to stroll through a crowded

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[fellmama]

You should hire a lobbyist or two to go to Washington and hang around. They could occasionally accost a senator and demand support for really obscure bills, like "HR~82~362: Implementation of 'Hydgrogen Awareness Week'". And get really into it, too--attempting bribery, promising dancing girls, etc.

[bmiller21]

I think we can work something out. For an $8,000 buy in we'll put you someplace visible and let you set up the world's most intimidating false laboratory ever. The only stipulation is you are under no circumstances to produce anything useful.