ok i'm done being snarky
[ IN YOUR ROOM ]
`What size is your bed?: full size... room for two
`Is your floor carpeted?: yes!
`If so, what color is it?: beige
`Do you have posters on your walls?: yeah
`Of what?: a cool french cat poster and some of terra's photos
`Do you keep your room clean, or is there junk all over the floor?: it's an absolute mess
`Are you allowed to eat in your room?: i can do whatever the fuck i want, it's my room...
[ HYGIENE ]
`How many times a day do you brush your teeth?: 2 or 3
`Do you take a shower daily?: of course
`Do you wear perfume/cologne?: yeah, this lavender stuff
`Do you wear deodorant?: mmhmm secret
[ OUTSIDE ]
`Do you go outside often?: as often as i can
`Is your lawn green or brown?: bright green. it's lovely
`Do you have a patio in the back?: yeah a deck. i love it. you guys can come over and we'll sit on it and drink.
`Do you have a one or two (or more) rooms: i have a lot. it's a house.
`How many trees are in your yard?: 4 or 5?
`Are you male or female?: female
`Are you sure?: most times.
`Are you single or married?: both. i'm married to conor but i'm still on the market.
`Do you like your name?: i love it.
`Do you like lotion? yeah, it's nice.
`Chapstick?: YES. my lips hurt REAL BAD
`Do you shave your legs?: yeah. more often in the summer though.
[MISC ]
Is the sky really blue, or is it white with blue clouds?: it's fucking blue man. duh.
Did that last question confuse you? no, who wrote this, a 6th grader?
Do you eat chocolate often?: as often as i can
Do you have a job?: not one but TWO jobs.
Do you like it?: yeah they're okay. not what i want to do for the rest of my life, but they're good.
Why or why not?: one is an office job where i sit on my ass and do excel shit, the other is retail
Is your computer slow?: not usually. but the one at work freaks me out because sometimes the screen goes black.
Have you ever wondered why there is bark on trees?: no because i found out last semester thanks to biology.
When you kick a tree, does it bruise the tree?: no. that is what the bark is for.
What do you hear right now?: the new foo fighters cd.
What do you smell right now?: good clean air (aah...)
Are you alone in the room?: yes
Are you at home?: yep, finally.
[THE LAST]
`person you hugged: terra? or conor? nono it was jean.
`person you called: serenaboo
-person who called you: andy?
-thing you touched: the mouse
-magazine you bought: big takeover
-place you went to: the barn
-person who you chatted with: barron
-perfume/cologne you sprayed: that lavender stuff
-thing you ate: cookie
-drink you drank: orange juice
-flower you picked: daisy
-movie you rented: in good company
-letter you typed: y
-word you said: hahahahahah (re: serena and her comment "You'd fuck him just to shut him up.")
-person on your mind: mr. manpower
-place where you slept: the couch downstairs
-animal you touched: my kitty!
-time you cried: a few days ago actually
[FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND]
Jingle : BELLS
Hobo : bag
John Deere : traaaactor
America : overrated
Guy : propositions
Girl : catty
Kitten : cute!
Cherry : pop
Health : shake
CD : foooo fighters
Wal-Mart : scholarship
Movie : hitch
Arrow : in my heart
Sing : LOUDLY
Coaster : of roller
Cord : phone
Telemarketer : lying bastards