In Memoriam

[bnkybrdwybby]

Tiny Tim a.k.a. "Timmy," my retarded psycho crippled bird has passed away.  He was a mean-spirited, anitsocial bastard with a limp, which made him the perfect pet for me. Timmy, I will miss you biting my finger, freaking out over concert music, and pooping more than all the pets I've ever owned combined. I love you, Tim, and I miss you already.

Comments

[lizzielizzie]

I'm sorry your Gregory House bird passed away. :-(

[mdyesowitch]

I was thinking he sounded like a House bird too. I'm sorry for your loss. You should beat up and birdnap a bird from school and smuggle him home for your new replacement bird.

[bnkybrdwybby]

That sounds exciting, but I'm totally going for a cat this time.

[mdyesowitch]

A House cat?

(Don't look at me. You totally set me up for that. I can resist anything but a straight line.)